Frank Alvarez
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Podcast Appearances
If a billionaire calls you tomorrow and says, I'm going to pay you and your dumbass Hispanic friend $250,000 cash each to show up to my party.
If he uses that language, you're going to say, I'll do it for free.
It's like, what the fuck?
You and your dumbass Hispanic friend.
Do your Elon Musk impression.
He looks like when you watch a horror movie and you see someone's face in a jar.
Do you remember the original X-Men movie?
Do you remember when Senator Kelly like becomes a mutant and melts into like a blob?
That's what he looks like.
That's a great example.
I love mashed potatoes.
When they call it not mashed potatoes.
Whipped garlic potatoes.
I figured out how to make restaurant style mashed potatoes.