Frank Alvarez

Dude, nothing was cooler than having a night of drinking and then just ripping the fattest fucking piss on a tree.

What's better than taking a piss outside?

You know what I mean?

Dude, taking a piss outside.

Just pissing in the woods.

Now you got too much in your hands, brother.

Well, you know, you're drunk.

you gotta smoke a cigar you by the way a long time what are you talking about like two years ago a beer in this hand with a cigar like this and you're just taking a pee not even touching your wiener just going like this and letting it hit the wood not having to care for where your stream goes is so cool like we have to like be careful of the seat and like not pee on the floor you know like i'm talking like let this piss fucking rip and who cares what you get if i'm peeing outside i will actively try to cover as much surface area as possible i'm like

And I will try to pee as hard as I can.

I am convincing myself that my piss stream is going to break through tree bark.

Bro, yes.

Or I want to like, I'm going to shoot my pee so hard into the dirt that it's going to kick up a bunch of dirt.

And if it's a little chilly outside and you see the steam rising from your piss.

I love that.

Dude, piss steam is so cool.

Oh, I love piss steam.

It is so cool.

It is so crazy that our body operates at 98.6 temperature.

Like degrees all the time.

So then when you piss and you see that hot piss, you're like, pretty cool science.