Frank Alvarez

entourage ant farms the ant farm like you know like the big the big glass oh you're actually like i thought you meant like the name of his like following oh no no i meant like an actual ant farm i mean i wouldn't want one in my house because oh but like i'd like i would love an ant farm in my house that's really that would be really fascinating be careful what you wish for buddy i'll get you a big ant farm i mean i think that would be pretty cool i you know what i like alien ant farm

Yeah, I mean, it's crazy.

They got big from taking a Michael Jackson song and doing a cover of it.

Bro, how about the dude in that music video used to scare the shit out of me because his eyes were, like, all black.

What?

You don't remember that?

I remember the guy who was, I think, the guitarist for, definitely not Led Zeppelin, Limp Bizkit, had, like, the white contacts.

I...

Thank God I didn't become the person I wanted to be in middle school.

If I had choices... Like, if I didn't have siblings, this would be so much worse.

Like, I'd have flames going up my arms or something.

Honestly, my sister... Saved you.

No, she pushed me down the fucking worst parts of town.

Because she was the first person that put a Yankee fitted on me.

And she was like... Do it like that.

And I was like...

Jay, okay, you know.

I did.

Because Frank was out here.

That is fair.