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Freya Evans

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Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

So it's cycling. Cycling. Sorry. Yeah. Cycling on a line bike. It's basically if you have a death wish because they're quite fast, especially the way that I go. And like an ETA is not an ETA. It's a challenge. Yeah. Right. So it said it was going to take me 27 minutes to get here to be 21. And that is terrifying. I know. Do you have a helmet? No. Oh, God. I know. I know.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Whenever somebody complains about cyclists, I feel like it is directly towards me. I'd love to get video of this. I'd love to get some CCTV. Good luck trying to catch that speed. Honestly. No one has a camera fast enough to capture that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Whenever somebody complains about cyclists, I feel like it is directly towards me. I'd love to get video of this. I'd love to get some CCTV. Good luck trying to catch that speed. Honestly. No one has a camera fast enough to capture that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Whenever somebody complains about cyclists, I feel like it is directly towards me. I'd love to get video of this. I'd love to get some CCTV. Good luck trying to catch that speed. Honestly. No one has a camera fast enough to capture that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

That's such a good idea. Look to the side.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

That's such a good idea. Look to the side.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

That's such a good idea. Look to the side.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

You blink. Do you know what I would do is like get off the bike and then you know the little like stand bit that like you put the bike on just like flip that quickly so she couldn't go anywhere. Where's my number? It sounds like assault but I actually think it might work. It sounds like assault but it's not. Not if it's you. Look, I mean well. I mean well. Or you just lie in front of the bike.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

You blink. Do you know what I would do is like get off the bike and then you know the little like stand bit that like you put the bike on just like flip that quickly so she couldn't go anywhere. Where's my number? It sounds like assault but I actually think it might work. It sounds like assault but it's not. Not if it's you. Look, I mean well. I mean well. Or you just lie in front of the bike.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

You blink. Do you know what I would do is like get off the bike and then you know the little like stand bit that like you put the bike on just like flip that quickly so she couldn't go anywhere. Where's my number? It sounds like assault but I actually think it might work. It sounds like assault but it's not. Not if it's you. Look, I mean well. I mean well. Or you just lie in front of the bike.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

It's a really good one. It is good. And it's like, oh, can you be my emergency contact? Yes. CPR immediately. Guys, write this down.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

It's a really good one. It is good. And it's like, oh, can you be my emergency contact? Yes. CPR immediately. Guys, write this down.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

It's a really good one. It is good. And it's like, oh, can you be my emergency contact? Yes. CPR immediately. Guys, write this down.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Exactly. I do that. Yeah. See, look, it is a femme privilege. I would say it is. That's what I'm saying. It's mainly because we kind of, we pass through the world looking straight, right? Right. So we're cocky as fuck. Yes. Yeah.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Exactly. I do that. Yeah. See, look, it is a femme privilege. I would say it is. That's what I'm saying. It's mainly because we kind of, we pass through the world looking straight, right? Right. So we're cocky as fuck. Yes. Yeah.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Exactly. I do that. Yeah. See, look, it is a femme privilege. I would say it is. That's what I'm saying. It's mainly because we kind of, we pass through the world looking straight, right? Right. So we're cocky as fuck. Yes. Yeah.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Yeah.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Yeah.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Yeah.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya

Yeah. Yeah, because they have their way with you. Exactly. Yeah.