G Lane

Thousands of years.

Yeah, but possible.

And does it taste like dirt?

Yeah, yeah.

You can crush it up into powder and put it into a smoothie.

So you can put like vanilla essence in with it or something?

And didn't you see Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden was bowling?

Couldn't find him again after that.

So why is it so much better watching test cricket on hallucinogens than it is playing?

It's just a pure concentration thing, and it's pure perspectives as well.

The game we played up in Parkerty, and the opposition soon worked out that our team, the Whakamanas, were not on the same planet as them.

Our keeper took his shirt off and he was struggling to see the ball so much.

He was just chesting the ball down with his arms out by his side, just taking it to the chest and he had bruises all over him.

I remember one high ball going up and the old dicko looked to try and catch it, went round in circles twice and just fell on his back and then landed a mere meter from his head.

And then we had another guy who had taken acid for the first time, was our opening bowler.

He proceeded to come off about a 100-meter run up off the boundary and was absolutely lazing him in.

And that's why the keeper just had to take him to the chest because he couldn't see it.

But this guy, he would laze it in.

So it worked for him.

Oh, yeah.