G Lane

He's Olympian.

He's a legend.

There's some pretty talented youngsters down there in Wanaka, Kondrona.

They just hit that snow park every day.

I think they do a couple of hours of schooling and then hit the snow park and just... It's quite terrifying now, eh, when you're just going up the chairlift and you just see people just doing... Flying.

Flying.

casually like the level has increased so much that people that are just not really a thing in the in the sport are just doing the most amazing stuff yeah there's absolute powder meanwhile i do a big celebration when i do a little jump off onto a trail i don't even attempt to i mean maybe move the back of my skis about 15 degrees to the left and then back again when i land

Do you know what I celebrate the most is when I take my snowboard off at the bottom of the captain's run and go into the captain's cafe and drink a beer and eat a pizza at 10.30 in the morning.

That's pretty much how I... If I was an Olympic sport, I'd be a fucking gold medalist.

Yeah, what's that move called?

Those cafes are so nice and warm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, when you get into there and just defrost for a sec.

Once you get rid of the kids and you just get down there.

Get a bit of lolly cake or something.

Do you reckon we'll get the call to commentate the... No, not after the last... Not after what you just said about needing a dough breath.

No, probably not, actually.

Anyway.

I finally got some feedback from TVNZ about our golf coverage.

Oh, what did they say?