G Lane

You mentioned, is there eyes on Southie yesterday?

Yeah, I did.

My conspiracy theory is that New Zealand cricket activated the Trojan horse.

that was Tim Southey, and they said, and they sent up some sort of signal, or they put out some sort of electro signal to Tim Southey, and Tim Southey activated, and he took the captain out, and he took Gus Atkinson, who tore us apart at Lords, and he's got them out on the Raz, and he's got a rugby player to go and swing a punch, and there's your, how's your father, the Trojan horse.

I knew Southey was in there for some reason.

I was always wondering why he was in there,

And I was like, now I know.

He is the ultimate Trojan horse.

You right there?

Jesus Christ.

What's wrong with you?

No, on a burner phone, you know, if you watch all those movies like, you know, those Bourne movies and everything.

Are you saying like the foxes entered the cave or something like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got a burner phone and he's just gone, he's known as Deep Throat or something, probably better than Deep Throat.

No, like Deep Square Leg or something.

Oh, I see what you're saying.

And have you heard from Deep Square Leg?

Yeah.

And they're like...

The job's done.