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The Māori Queen lives at Tūningawaewae.

One of my favourite movements.

And they're also home to one of the strongest rugby league teams in the Waikato, and that is Tani Fidel, which I played against them as a young 15-year-old and got my... Physical game?

Yeah, physical game.

Got my pointy parangi nose smashed across my face a number of times.

I was bleeding like a stuck pig most of the game.

But you didn't want to run it straight at Tani Fidel, that's for sure.

Where did you get your...

Shorts put up your ass like a sleeping bag.

Oh, that was at high school.

Yeah, that was against Calston Boys.

You got your shorts put up your ass like a sleeping bag.

Pretty much.

Pretty much.

But, yeah, you can turn off.

If you want to go to turning a YY, you can just go left there, just opposite the rest area up there, which is one of New Zealand's newest rest areas.

I just can't help but feel like you're trying to move on from that.

Yeah, I think so.

They've got the wild bean, haven't they?

Yeah, they do good coffee.