Gab Marcotti

But no, they're real, because the pictures are from Getty, who, of course, are a big photo agency, of him walking out onto the pitch.

And he's got his little espresso, or espressino, in Thomas Frank's case.

And it has...

an Arsenal logo on it.

So he was asked about, people said, what's he doing?

Is he trolling?

And they asked him about it.

And he said, oh, it's so sad that you're asking me about this.

So pathetic.

I'm like, no, it's interesting.

I don't think it's pathetic at all.

And he came up with this explanation, which to me makes no sense.

Basically, and I'm going to try to summarize it, but essentially Hartstern played at the Vitality Bournemouth at the weekend.

And I'm guessing they maybe brought their own cups.

And when he made his coffee before, or he had a servant make his coffee for him.

The servant didn't notice and reached for the cups, which maybe Arsenal aren't tidy.

They don't clean up after themselves.

I don't know.

And he didn't look at the cup.

And he also says his entire staff drank out of the Arsenal cups, which I find I haven't seen pictures of the rest of his staff.