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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And once I found out that it was a 3D sphere globe of sorts, I wouldn't fucking care. Because I don't think about that every day. Because it doesn't matter if the earth is 3D or 2D. I'm walking the same way I'm getting nowhere. It's flat for me, that's for sure. It's flat. It's gray and it's flat. Nardo, he's licking his nose again. It wouldn't change my life knowing that the world wasn't flat.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And once I found out that it was a 3D sphere globe of sorts, I wouldn't fucking care. Because I don't think about that every day. Because it doesn't matter if the earth is 3D or 2D. I'm walking the same way I'm getting nowhere. It's flat for me, that's for sure. It's flat. It's gray and it's flat. Nardo, he's licking his nose again. It wouldn't change my life knowing that the world wasn't flat.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And once I found out that it was a 3D sphere globe of sorts, I wouldn't fucking care. Because I don't think about that every day. Because it doesn't matter if the earth is 3D or 2D. I'm walking the same way I'm getting nowhere. It's flat for me, that's for sure. It's flat. It's gray and it's flat. Nardo, he's licking his nose again. It wouldn't change my life knowing that the world wasn't flat.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Me, Shel Silverstein, where the sidewalk ends, I don't give a fuck. I'll tip over. It just doesn't matter on a day-to-day. It's great that we found it out. Yes, of course, I'm a believer in science. It doesn't sound like it right now, I'll tell you that, but. Okay, speaking of science astrology, now we can talk about something that has legs. You know what I mean? It's tangible. It's a real theory.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Me, Shel Silverstein, where the sidewalk ends, I don't give a fuck. I'll tip over. It just doesn't matter on a day-to-day. It's great that we found it out. Yes, of course, I'm a believer in science. It doesn't sound like it right now, I'll tell you that, but. Okay, speaking of science astrology, now we can talk about something that has legs. You know what I mean? It's tangible. It's a real theory.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Me, Shel Silverstein, where the sidewalk ends, I don't give a fuck. I'll tip over. It just doesn't matter on a day-to-day. It's great that we found it out. Yes, of course, I'm a believer in science. It doesn't sound like it right now, I'll tell you that, but. Okay, speaking of science astrology, now we can talk about something that has legs. You know what I mean? It's tangible. It's a real theory.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

It's been proven again and again, not like the aliens or back then the earth was round. You know what I mean? Astrology is real. Because, and I've said it before, my great friend Morgan really astutely said this. The moon controls the tides. We know it's science. The tides are water, in case you didn't know. And our body is 70% water. So the moon controls us. You bet your ass.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

It's been proven again and again, not like the aliens or back then the earth was round. You know what I mean? Astrology is real. Because, and I've said it before, my great friend Morgan really astutely said this. The moon controls the tides. We know it's science. The tides are water, in case you didn't know. And our body is 70% water. So the moon controls us. You bet your ass.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

It's been proven again and again, not like the aliens or back then the earth was round. You know what I mean? Astrology is real. Because, and I've said it before, my great friend Morgan really astutely said this. The moon controls the tides. We know it's science. The tides are water, in case you didn't know. And our body is 70% water. So the moon controls us. You bet your ass.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Aquarius is in Pluto. Pluto's in Aquarius. I forget which one goes into which, but it's a big shift. It's huge. It's going to last for 20 years and we need to buckle the fuck up. It's giving coup. We're throwing coups. We're couping. We're revolting. It's a revolution. The last time Aquarius was in Pluto was the American Revolution. Hello? Hello?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Aquarius is in Pluto. Pluto's in Aquarius. I forget which one goes into which, but it's a big shift. It's huge. It's going to last for 20 years and we need to buckle the fuck up. It's giving coup. We're throwing coups. We're couping. We're revolting. It's a revolution. The last time Aquarius was in Pluto was the American Revolution. Hello? Hello?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Aquarius is in Pluto. Pluto's in Aquarius. I forget which one goes into which, but it's a big shift. It's huge. It's going to last for 20 years and we need to buckle the fuck up. It's giving coup. We're throwing coups. We're couping. We're revolting. It's a revolution. The last time Aquarius was in Pluto was the American Revolution. Hello? Hello?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

We're revolting, but this time against totalitarianism. This time against the fucking man. We're decentralizing the power, okay? And we saw that. RIP by the UnitedHealthcare CEO being shot basically point blank. What the fuck? We haven't seen this kind of anything in so long because he made like over $300 million last year denying sick and poor people healthcare. Pluto's and Aquarius, all right.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

We're revolting, but this time against totalitarianism. This time against the fucking man. We're decentralizing the power, okay? And we saw that. RIP by the UnitedHealthcare CEO being shot basically point blank. What the fuck? We haven't seen this kind of anything in so long because he made like over $300 million last year denying sick and poor people healthcare. Pluto's and Aquarius, all right.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

We're revolting, but this time against totalitarianism. This time against the fucking man. We're decentralizing the power, okay? And we saw that. RIP by the UnitedHealthcare CEO being shot basically point blank. What the fuck? We haven't seen this kind of anything in so long because he made like over $300 million last year denying sick and poor people healthcare. Pluto's and Aquarius, all right.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

All fucking right. Coup is maybe the only word I learned in like grade school, but it's like, they kind of taught it as a bad thing. Yeah, like a group of people trying to overthrow the government, but it's like, that's because they taught us that the government was good. So in my head, I'm like, oh, this can never happen because they would obviously be people who are bad people.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

All fucking right. Coup is maybe the only word I learned in like grade school, but it's like, they kind of taught it as a bad thing. Yeah, like a group of people trying to overthrow the government, but it's like, that's because they taught us that the government was good. So in my head, I'm like, oh, this can never happen because they would obviously be people who are bad people.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

All fucking right. Coup is maybe the only word I learned in like grade school, but it's like, they kind of taught it as a bad thing. Yeah, like a group of people trying to overthrow the government, but it's like, that's because they taught us that the government was good. So in my head, I'm like, oh, this can never happen because they would obviously be people who are bad people.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

you know, are like, are criminals. And it's like the, it's like January 6th, which just gives it such a bad name, but we need a good coup. Long-winded, listen up, listen up. It's a time of cults and I'm your leader. That's right. There's going to be a shift in power. And I mean, that was crazy. Not saying that that's the way to handle these things, to make yourself known, to send a message.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

you know, are like, are criminals. And it's like the, it's like January 6th, which just gives it such a bad name, but we need a good coup. Long-winded, listen up, listen up. It's a time of cults and I'm your leader. That's right. There's going to be a shift in power. And I mean, that was crazy. Not saying that that's the way to handle these things, to make yourself known, to send a message.