Gabby Windey

That's what they do at Burning Man, I think.

I don't know.

Kid Rock's real name is apparently Robert James Ritchie.

Oh yeah, ironic, I think not.

Richie, but it is duplicitous because he acts like he's poor-y.

And he was born to the richie of the richiest.

His father owning not one, not two, but multiple car dealerships sounds expensive.

And this kind of income yielding a large house on an extensive property, Wikipedia says, an apple orchard.

They're making their own cider.

This doesn't sound like a trailer park.

No.

And they have horses in a barnyard.

Wikipedia explicitly says in a barnyard, horses.

We know horses are the one sure sign of not even the rich, but the uber rich.

We've all seen Housewives of New York when Luanne was still married to the count and her daughters were all equestrian.

Like if you have an equestrian habit,

Your bank account has a bottomless amount of digits.

It's not cheap.

I'm sure all that gear, those tight pants, the actual horse.

And I bet Kid Rock's mullet toupee is in fact a toupee.