Gabby Windey

But it doesn't take an intelligentsia to appreciate Ricky Martin's fresh new face in a jugular that is ready to blow from singing his larynx out.

It sent shivers up my spine and welled up my tear ducts, which the other side lacks.

And I have them all knowing this is my culture and it's being celebrated on such a large stage.

He knows bad bumming.

He knows the importance of this timing and to put Latino culture on a huge celebrated stage while it's being targeted by the U.S.

Gestapo.

And there was honestly so much symbolism in his performance and his lyrics.

He is just like really inspiring.

He's not just a hot piece of ass.

So stop oogling his Coke can dick.

And I put all his lyrics through the Google translator to try and sing them.

But he sings in Puerto Rican Spanish, which is a language of its own.

It goes so fast.

He misses all the S's.

I cannot keep up.

But I tried and studying.

And he has like 94, 95 million listens.

People are like, I've never heard of him.

I'm like, where have you been hiding behind a rock?

He has almost as much listens as Taylor Swift a month.