Gabby Windey
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Podcast Appearances
I'll tell stories at TMZ about myself.
It's time to make headlines.
I want to be in the blinds.
Gabby Windy frequently leaves aforementioned bar of the bar chateau in the bathroom with a skip in her step.
Gabby Windy is the best dressed of them all.
We say blindly, but we know it's me.
Gabby Windy stays sat for three hours, putting her legs at risk of a blood clot and smoking 1.5 cigarettes.
Somebody ultrasound those arteries.
Hard to say unless you have x-ray vision and that I wished not upon you.
Because God only knows what's on that spattered floor.
Sins, lewdness, libations of cheap liquor.
What will it take to fit into this kind of scenery?
I'm a mere mortal, hailing from small Midwestern military bases.
All I know is how many stripes are on the flag and where the nearest chili is and Red Lobster for celebrations.