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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

All the air of mystery ripped away. Never you, me, you, you, ubiquitous you. And now every time I look down at my ring, I see her gorgeous little head staring back at me. And then I want to squeeze it. I want to squeeze it. You know, when you see a cute baby, God forbid, and you want to squeeze it so tight. Oh, but it still has its fontanelles. Now what are you going to do?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

All the air of mystery ripped away. Never you, me, you, you, ubiquitous you. And now every time I look down at my ring, I see her gorgeous little head staring back at me. And then I want to squeeze it. I want to squeeze it. You know, when you see a cute baby, God forbid, and you want to squeeze it so tight. Oh, but it still has its fontanelles. Now what are you going to do?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

All the air of mystery ripped away. Never you, me, you, you, ubiquitous you. And now every time I look down at my ring, I see her gorgeous little head staring back at me. And then I want to squeeze it. I want to squeeze it. You know, when you see a cute baby, God forbid, and you want to squeeze it so tight. Oh, but it still has its fontanelles. Now what are you going to do?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Now what are you going to do? Besides ruin that baby's future all because of you. So don't even squeeze. Don't even come near the baby. But this is how I feel about my ring. It was the best day of my life. I want to relive it over and over and over again. You want to know what being married is like. You want to know what being married feels like.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Now what are you going to do? Besides ruin that baby's future all because of you. So don't even squeeze. Don't even come near the baby. But this is how I feel about my ring. It was the best day of my life. I want to relive it over and over and over again. You want to know what being married is like. You want to know what being married feels like.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Now what are you going to do? Besides ruin that baby's future all because of you. So don't even squeeze. Don't even come near the baby. But this is how I feel about my ring. It was the best day of my life. I want to relive it over and over and over again. You want to know what being married is like. You want to know what being married feels like.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

It feels like leaning over in the bed when you don't have any underwear on because you packed it all and you only have a couple of clean pairs. You have to go to Victoria's Secret to hit the five for 25, but you haven't had any time. So you're not wearing any underwear, but naturally a t-shirt.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

It feels like leaning over in the bed when you don't have any underwear on because you packed it all and you only have a couple of clean pairs. You have to go to Victoria's Secret to hit the five for 25, but you haven't had any time. So you're not wearing any underwear, but naturally a t-shirt.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

It feels like leaning over in the bed when you don't have any underwear on because you packed it all and you only have a couple of clean pairs. You have to go to Victoria's Secret to hit the five for 25, but you haven't had any time. So you're not wearing any underwear, but naturally a t-shirt.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then you have to lean over in the bed to charge your phone and she comes right at your butthole with your little fingers. And even though you're too tired, even though you're too tired, you're exhausted, you have a lot on your mind, a lot on your plate, you like it. Whoa, whoa, baby, baby. Okay, maybe two because we're in love because we're together forever.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then you have to lean over in the bed to charge your phone and she comes right at your butthole with your little fingers. And even though you're too tired, even though you're too tired, you're exhausted, you have a lot on your mind, a lot on your plate, you like it. Whoa, whoa, baby, baby. Okay, maybe two because we're in love because we're together forever.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And then you have to lean over in the bed to charge your phone and she comes right at your butthole with your little fingers. And even though you're too tired, even though you're too tired, you're exhausted, you have a lot on your mind, a lot on your plate, you like it. Whoa, whoa, baby, baby. Okay, maybe two because we're in love because we're together forever.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And those fingers are always going to want to touch me. I hope so. I hope, I hope. But I don't want to give too much away because obviously I want her on and then we'll talk about it and we'll gush. will gush. And you'll want to stick a singular digit into the garbage disposal, but just know that feeling is passing. It will not be here forever. Cause it's for you too. Okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And those fingers are always going to want to touch me. I hope so. I hope, I hope. But I don't want to give too much away because obviously I want her on and then we'll talk about it and we'll gush. will gush. And you'll want to stick a singular digit into the garbage disposal, but just know that feeling is passing. It will not be here forever. Cause it's for you too. Okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And those fingers are always going to want to touch me. I hope so. I hope, I hope. But I don't want to give too much away because obviously I want her on and then we'll talk about it and we'll gush. will gush. And you'll want to stick a singular digit into the garbage disposal, but just know that feeling is passing. It will not be here forever. Cause it's for you too. Okay.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

See, you couldn't even see, but okay. But I'm going to take it off. It's brutal. I always got to take it off. I got to put it on. I got to take it off. I got to put it on. I'm sick of it, but it's happening. Okay. Because I don't know if I'm going to have to cut this. So fuck. I'm all the professional. So fuck. I don't want to be this way. I don't want to be so responsible.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

See, you couldn't even see, but okay. But I'm going to take it off. It's brutal. I always got to take it off. I got to put it on. I got to take it off. I got to put it on. I'm sick of it, but it's happening. Okay. Because I don't know if I'm going to have to cut this. So fuck. I'm all the professional. So fuck. I don't want to be this way. I don't want to be so responsible.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

See, you couldn't even see, but okay. But I'm going to take it off. It's brutal. I always got to take it off. I got to put it on. I got to take it off. I got to put it on. I'm sick of it, but it's happening. Okay. Because I don't know if I'm going to have to cut this. So fuck. I'm all the professional. So fuck. I don't want to be this way. I don't want to be so responsible.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

It doesn't even want to come off. My fingers are swollen. And I got new nails because I'm sick of the old ones and then they're a little too short and I hate them and they're a booty digger. You know what a booty digger is? You know what it is because you probably have them. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

It doesn't even want to come off. My fingers are swollen. And I got new nails because I'm sick of the old ones and then they're a little too short and I hate them and they're a booty digger. You know what a booty digger is? You know what it is because you probably have them. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror.