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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

This is just a bigger scam to launder their money to the Caribbean island so they can buy another soccer team that nobody pays attention to. so they can maybe buy what's left of that island. And you know which one I'm talking about, not the Isle of Lesbos. And who knows what they're gonna do on it? I don't wanna know. More of this breastfeeding, I'm sure. Save it, save it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

This is just a bigger scam to launder their money to the Caribbean island so they can buy another soccer team that nobody pays attention to. so they can maybe buy what's left of that island. And you know which one I'm talking about, not the Isle of Lesbos. And who knows what they're gonna do on it? I don't wanna know. More of this breastfeeding, I'm sure. Save it, save it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

This is just a bigger scam to launder their money to the Caribbean island so they can buy another soccer team that nobody pays attention to. so they can maybe buy what's left of that island. And you know which one I'm talking about, not the Isle of Lesbos. And who knows what they're gonna do on it? I don't wanna know. More of this breastfeeding, I'm sure. Save it, save it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

In the voice memo, in the voice memo, Justin, don't talk to me in that voice. It's condescending and it's 2 a.m. Why are you up all night thinking about me at 2 a.m.? You call yourself a professional? Why didn't you set a Zoom call like the rest of us? Don't send me a voice memo that's over 120 seconds long, hello, and get HR on the Zoom because I don't trust anything that's going on.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

In the voice memo, in the voice memo, Justin, don't talk to me in that voice. It's condescending and it's 2 a.m. Why are you up all night thinking about me at 2 a.m.? You call yourself a professional? Why didn't you set a Zoom call like the rest of us? Don't send me a voice memo that's over 120 seconds long, hello, and get HR on the Zoom because I don't trust anything that's going on.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

In the voice memo, in the voice memo, Justin, don't talk to me in that voice. It's condescending and it's 2 a.m. Why are you up all night thinking about me at 2 a.m.? You call yourself a professional? Why didn't you set a Zoom call like the rest of us? Don't send me a voice memo that's over 120 seconds long, hello, and get HR on the Zoom because I don't trust anything that's going on.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And they cut off, they cut off the voice memo that was leaked halfway. There was more after that. What is there to know? We were gonna know. I'm sorry, I missed my feeding, he was gonna say. And if someone knows how to copy paste a voice memo, I'd love to know. I need that kind of insider knowledge because I have not figured it out yet. So how did this voice memo get leaked to the press?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And they cut off, they cut off the voice memo that was leaked halfway. There was more after that. What is there to know? We were gonna know. I'm sorry, I missed my feeding, he was gonna say. And if someone knows how to copy paste a voice memo, I'd love to know. I need that kind of insider knowledge because I have not figured it out yet. So how did this voice memo get leaked to the press?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And they cut off, they cut off the voice memo that was leaked halfway. There was more after that. What is there to know? We were gonna know. I'm sorry, I missed my feeding, he was gonna say. And if someone knows how to copy paste a voice memo, I'd love to know. I need that kind of insider knowledge because I have not figured it out yet. So how did this voice memo get leaked to the press?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And everyone knows you're sending a voice memo because you don't want to get caught talking shit in written word. You need it in spoken. Because as the great Dorinda Medley has said, say it, forget it, write it, regret it. He knows. He knows because they were all in on it from the beginning. They're all plotting and planning which text messages to leak, which nudes to leak.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And everyone knows you're sending a voice memo because you don't want to get caught talking shit in written word. You need it in spoken. Because as the great Dorinda Medley has said, say it, forget it, write it, regret it. He knows. He knows because they were all in on it from the beginning. They're all plotting and planning which text messages to leak, which nudes to leak.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

And everyone knows you're sending a voice memo because you don't want to get caught talking shit in written word. You need it in spoken. Because as the great Dorinda Medley has said, say it, forget it, write it, regret it. He knows. He knows because they were all in on it from the beginning. They're all plotting and planning which text messages to leak, which nudes to leak.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

There's been no nudes yet. Which voice bamboos to leak, which rooftop scene to leak. Well, it's all very bamboozling. It's all very confusing because it all leads to the same place you were fucking. This is a fight between billionaires, which we will never understand.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

There's been no nudes yet. Which voice bamboos to leak, which rooftop scene to leak. Well, it's all very bamboozling. It's all very confusing because it all leads to the same place you were fucking. This is a fight between billionaires, which we will never understand.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

There's been no nudes yet. Which voice bamboos to leak, which rooftop scene to leak. Well, it's all very bamboozling. It's all very confusing because it all leads to the same place you were fucking. This is a fight between billionaires, which we will never understand.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Yeah, Justin Maldoni might not have a dollar to his name because who knows what he's spending it on, that little wrist around his, that little watch around his little wrist. No, I do not like his bicep to hand ratio. It gives me the heebies. That's where he spent, but his partner in the studio is a billionaire. So this is what's going on. They don't think like us. They're not like us.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Yeah, Justin Maldoni might not have a dollar to his name because who knows what he's spending it on, that little wrist around his, that little watch around his little wrist. No, I do not like his bicep to hand ratio. It gives me the heebies. That's where he spent, but his partner in the studio is a billionaire. So this is what's going on. They don't think like us. They're not like us.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Yeah, Justin Maldoni might not have a dollar to his name because who knows what he's spending it on, that little wrist around his, that little watch around his little wrist. No, I do not like his bicep to hand ratio. It gives me the heebies. That's where he spent, but his partner in the studio is a billionaire. So this is what's going on. They don't think like us. They're not like us.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

As the prophet Kendrick Lamar has been saying, we don't actually know what's going on. And you know what? And once again, I don't wanna know. Yes, I do. I wanna see Taylor Swift deposed, show up in a sequins bodysuit that looks just like a onesie. It's brief cut. And she's going to get up there and she's going to be like, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

As the prophet Kendrick Lamar has been saying, we don't actually know what's going on. And you know what? And once again, I don't wanna know. Yes, I do. I wanna see Taylor Swift deposed, show up in a sequins bodysuit that looks just like a onesie. It's brief cut. And she's going to get up there and she's going to be like, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off.