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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

He has spit up on his t-shirt, his belly hanging out, walking around knock-kneed. He has no balance, no equilibrium. His ears aren't working right. And he needs a chainsaw. Oh, yeah. What in the production company is allowing this toddler man of a billionaire a chainsaw on stage with a chain and laughing? You're in the back laughing for your own demise, for encouraging this freak pervert?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

He has spit up on his t-shirt, his belly hanging out, walking around knock-kneed. He has no balance, no equilibrium. His ears aren't working right. And he needs a chainsaw. Oh, yeah. What in the production company is allowing this toddler man of a billionaire a chainsaw on stage with a chain and laughing? You're in the back laughing for your own demise, for encouraging this freak pervert?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Disgusting. Disgusting. No disgusting, because this is how he wants to show off his power. Oh, yeah. Everyone's going to be scared. Everyone will think I'm totally sane, but scary. This is what all the oligarchs do. I'm just learning from my predecessors. I don't even think they had a chainsaw on stage, you freak. Did Elon Musk ruin Twitter or did Twitter ruin Elon?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Disgusting. Disgusting. No disgusting, because this is how he wants to show off his power. Oh, yeah. Everyone's going to be scared. Everyone will think I'm totally sane, but scary. This is what all the oligarchs do. I'm just learning from my predecessors. I don't even think they had a chainsaw on stage, you freak. Did Elon Musk ruin Twitter or did Twitter ruin Elon?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Disgusting. Disgusting. No disgusting, because this is how he wants to show off his power. Oh, yeah. Everyone's going to be scared. Everyone will think I'm totally sane, but scary. This is what all the oligarchs do. I'm just learning from my predecessors. I don't even think they had a chainsaw on stage, you freak. Did Elon Musk ruin Twitter or did Twitter ruin Elon?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Which one's which, the chicken or the egg? Because he went viral once and the hit was too strong. He can't get it again. It's like the first time that you do a gold plunge or worse, or in the same vein and worse, heroin. It's a drug. It's an opiate. It's highly addictive. The power was too great for him to handle. Imagine me. Imagine me with my nail video. My business hours. Imagine me.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Which one's which, the chicken or the egg? Because he went viral once and the hit was too strong. He can't get it again. It's like the first time that you do a gold plunge or worse, or in the same vein and worse, heroin. It's a drug. It's an opiate. It's highly addictive. The power was too great for him to handle. Imagine me. Imagine me with my nail video. My business hours. Imagine me.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Which one's which, the chicken or the egg? Because he went viral once and the hit was too strong. He can't get it again. It's like the first time that you do a gold plunge or worse, or in the same vein and worse, heroin. It's a drug. It's an opiate. It's highly addictive. The power was too great for him to handle. Imagine me. Imagine me with my nail video. My business hours. Imagine me.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

What do you think I fight every day? I fight the supremacy. I fight taking over the world, but he cannot. He's succumbing to the virality of Twitter. But you're wrong. You thought you could take over the world with the Tesla truck. Well, it's the worst sedan we've ever seen. And there's no way you can parallel park it and y'all call it a sedan because it doesn't even have a bed that's open.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

What do you think I fight every day? I fight the supremacy. I fight taking over the world, but he cannot. He's succumbing to the virality of Twitter. But you're wrong. You thought you could take over the world with the Tesla truck. Well, it's the worst sedan we've ever seen. And there's no way you can parallel park it and y'all call it a sedan because it doesn't even have a bed that's open.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

What do you think I fight every day? I fight the supremacy. I fight taking over the world, but he cannot. He's succumbing to the virality of Twitter. But you're wrong. You thought you could take over the world with the Tesla truck. Well, it's the worst sedan we've ever seen. And there's no way you can parallel park it and y'all call it a sedan because it doesn't even have a bed that's open.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Nobody likes the Tesla truck. I swear to God. I swear to God, if I order one more Uber Black and it shows up as a Tesla when I could have paid $20 less for a blue, I'm going to get on the phone with customer service and I'm going to regret the day they ever signed that W-2. You don't want to work for this company, not with me on the other line. And then he has that disease.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Nobody likes the Tesla truck. I swear to God. I swear to God, if I order one more Uber Black and it shows up as a Tesla when I could have paid $20 less for a blue, I'm going to get on the phone with customer service and I'm going to regret the day they ever signed that W-2. You don't want to work for this company, not with me on the other line. And then he has that disease.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

Nobody likes the Tesla truck. I swear to God. I swear to God, if I order one more Uber Black and it shows up as a Tesla when I could have paid $20 less for a blue, I'm going to get on the phone with customer service and I'm going to regret the day they ever signed that W-2. You don't want to work for this company, not with me on the other line. And then he has that disease.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

He has that sowing the wild oats disease of sorts. And it's contagious. Okay. So if there's one straight man listening to this, do not come close, but I know who you are. And I know you will, because you also want the power because you cannot help it. It lies within the foreskin that you didn't get cut off. So naturally you're left with the shmegma. It lies in there. You cannot help it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

He has that sowing the wild oats disease of sorts. And it's contagious. Okay. So if there's one straight man listening to this, do not come close, but I know who you are. And I know you will, because you also want the power because you cannot help it. It lies within the foreskin that you didn't get cut off. So naturally you're left with the shmegma. It lies in there. You cannot help it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

He has that sowing the wild oats disease of sorts. And it's contagious. Okay. So if there's one straight man listening to this, do not come close, but I know who you are. And I know you will, because you also want the power because you cannot help it. It lies within the foreskin that you didn't get cut off. So naturally you're left with the shmegma. It lies in there. You cannot help it.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

You can't, and women don't come near. Do not come near because you're going to get sewn. He said, I want a baby with you. I want a baby with you. You IVF, you surrogate, you bend over. He's Oprah. And you bend, and you bend over and you get a baby, baby, baby. Stop it. Stop it. You sick. You're sick in the head. Something is definitely wrong.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

You can't, and women don't come near. Do not come near because you're going to get sewn. He said, I want a baby with you. I want a baby with you. You IVF, you surrogate, you bend over. He's Oprah. And you bend, and you bend over and you get a baby, baby, baby. Stop it. Stop it. You sick. You're sick in the head. Something is definitely wrong.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

You can't, and women don't come near. Do not come near because you're going to get sewn. He said, I want a baby with you. I want a baby with you. You IVF, you surrogate, you bend over. He's Oprah. And you bend, and you bend over and you get a baby, baby, baby. Stop it. Stop it. You sick. You're sick in the head. Something is definitely wrong.