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Gabby Windey

πŸ‘€ Speaker
8158 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Cat atop the desk, staring back at you. What the fuck have you been doing with your whole life? With its big eyes, slow blinking, because luckily someone loves me. One thing. Okay, maybe I'll take a meeting, maybe not. But you know what? You know what? I'm no more productive sitting supine than I am. Let me try. You know what? I'm no more.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Cat atop the desk, staring back at you. What the fuck have you been doing with your whole life? With its big eyes, slow blinking, because luckily someone loves me. One thing. Okay, maybe I'll take a meeting, maybe not. But you know what? You know what? I'm no more productive sitting supine than I am. Let me try. You know what? I'm no more.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

See, I'm already one step ahead of myself because I cannot, I can't wait until the next time that I lie down. Let me try taking a meeting in bed for once. Oh, this is it. This is the stuff that makes me feel not alive. I've never felt that before, but at least more comfortable. I can think I'm relaxed. I can contribute to the conversation.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

See, I'm already one step ahead of myself because I cannot, I can't wait until the next time that I lie down. Let me try taking a meeting in bed for once. Oh, this is it. This is the stuff that makes me feel not alive. I've never felt that before, but at least more comfortable. I can think I'm relaxed. I can contribute to the conversation.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

See, I'm already one step ahead of myself because I cannot, I can't wait until the next time that I lie down. Let me try taking a meeting in bed for once. Oh, this is it. This is the stuff that makes me feel not alive. I've never felt that before, but at least more comfortable. I can think I'm relaxed. I can contribute to the conversation.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Not that I want to, because I have to sit through the grading of the conversation of my ears coming from other people's voices. Let's get on for 20 minutes in silence. How about we don't speak unless spoken to, and I shall not say a word. But maybe, maybe if I was laying down, I could have something to say. At least I'll be more comfortable.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Not that I want to, because I have to sit through the grading of the conversation of my ears coming from other people's voices. Let's get on for 20 minutes in silence. How about we don't speak unless spoken to, and I shall not say a word. But maybe, maybe if I was laying down, I could have something to say. At least I'll be more comfortable.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Not that I want to, because I have to sit through the grading of the conversation of my ears coming from other people's voices. Let's get on for 20 minutes in silence. How about we don't speak unless spoken to, and I shall not say a word. But maybe, maybe if I was laying down, I could have something to say. At least I'll be more comfortable.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm firing on all four between that and a packed nicotine pouch in the upper deck. Now I can think. No, I don't need to be sitting down for this. I need to be laying down re-accessible bed. Re-accessible bed. And it was inspired. It was inspired by the hospital bed. You spend enough time in a hospital and then things start to make sense. Of course, these have bed rails.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm firing on all four between that and a packed nicotine pouch in the upper deck. Now I can think. No, I don't need to be sitting down for this. I need to be laying down re-accessible bed. Re-accessible bed. And it was inspired. It was inspired by the hospital bed. You spend enough time in a hospital and then things start to make sense. Of course, these have bed rails.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm firing on all four between that and a packed nicotine pouch in the upper deck. Now I can think. No, I don't need to be sitting down for this. I need to be laying down re-accessible bed. Re-accessible bed. And it was inspired. It was inspired by the hospital bed. You spend enough time in a hospital and then things start to make sense. Of course, these have bed rails.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Of course, it has safety guardrails for when the sun starts going down and you slowly start to lose your mind. Why is my underwear on top of my head? Why am I looking in the fridge for my father's vintage pornography collection? Oh, I'm losing my mind. I'm sundowning. Somebody hit me with the owl doll. I need a bump. and restrain me to the bed.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Of course, it has safety guardrails for when the sun starts going down and you slowly start to lose your mind. Why is my underwear on top of my head? Why am I looking in the fridge for my father's vintage pornography collection? Oh, I'm losing my mind. I'm sundowning. Somebody hit me with the owl doll. I need a bump. and restrain me to the bed.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

Of course, it has safety guardrails for when the sun starts going down and you slowly start to lose your mind. Why is my underwear on top of my head? Why am I looking in the fridge for my father's vintage pornography collection? Oh, I'm losing my mind. I'm sundowning. Somebody hit me with the owl doll. I need a bump. and restrain me to the bed.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

No, my ganglion cyst is screaming, ergonomically correct, upright. No, it's not working because I'm holding so much tension in my wrists from my processing center that is my brain and failing by the second. I cannot, I know, I know I'm looking at something, but I cannot for the life of me understand what it is. These are just words or silence. It's not making any sense when I'm upright.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

No, my ganglion cyst is screaming, ergonomically correct, upright. No, it's not working because I'm holding so much tension in my wrists from my processing center that is my brain and failing by the second. I cannot, I know, I know I'm looking at something, but I cannot for the life of me understand what it is. These are just words or silence. It's not making any sense when I'm upright.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

No, my ganglion cyst is screaming, ergonomically correct, upright. No, it's not working because I'm holding so much tension in my wrists from my processing center that is my brain and failing by the second. I cannot, I know, I know I'm looking at something, but I cannot for the life of me understand what it is. These are just words or silence. It's not making any sense when I'm upright.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm spending, I'm spending, I'm spending. I spend on something I'm going to wear once at an outing that I don't even want to go to once for a picture on Instagram while I'm sick of it. And now, thank God, there's Nuuly. As you can see, I'm wearing an incredibly cute croissant shirt. Nuuly has clothes for any kind of events, for all kinds of occasions.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm spending, I'm spending, I'm spending. I spend on something I'm going to wear once at an outing that I don't even want to go to once for a picture on Instagram while I'm sick of it. And now, thank God, there's Nuuly. As you can see, I'm wearing an incredibly cute croissant shirt. Nuuly has clothes for any kind of events, for all kinds of occasions.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Details of Mr President's spray tan and the elusive prostate exam

I'm spending, I'm spending, I'm spending. I spend on something I'm going to wear once at an outing that I don't even want to go to once for a picture on Instagram while I'm sick of it. And now, thank God, there's Nuuly. As you can see, I'm wearing an incredibly cute croissant shirt. Nuuly has clothes for any kind of events, for all kinds of occasions.