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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
8158 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

You're flipping the narrative and you think going to the internet and letting it all out is going to abate you from your weirdness. No, you don't get to feel weird. Yeah, you feel weird when I'm running home to take an Ambien to give me some kind of amnesia where I totally forget. And I hope it's the Ambien that makes me walk off a ledge.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I hope it's that kind because you made me feel more than weird. I wanna forget you ever existed. I wanna forget I ever existed. That's what I think. But I don't go running around telling people. It's just a fact of life. You just internalize it. Yeah, you make me feel weird, all right. You're not the only one who gets to feel weird.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I hope it's that kind because you made me feel more than weird. I wanna forget you ever existed. I wanna forget I ever existed. That's what I think. But I don't go running around telling people. It's just a fact of life. You just internalize it. Yeah, you make me feel weird, all right. You're not the only one who gets to feel weird.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I hope it's that kind because you made me feel more than weird. I wanna forget you ever existed. I wanna forget I ever existed. That's what I think. But I don't go running around telling people. It's just a fact of life. You just internalize it. Yeah, you make me feel weird, all right. You're not the only one who gets to feel weird.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And Ian, do you not have any self-control that if you weren't into the girl, you just can't, you just wouldn't want to fuck her? Yeah, maybe that's called guilt. Yeah, maybe that's called a conscience. Ever thought of that? You didn't need to bring her home and soak because you're too tired to actually pump a couple. You get to feel weird. No, I don't think so.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And Ian, do you not have any self-control that if you weren't into the girl, you just can't, you just wouldn't want to fuck her? Yeah, maybe that's called guilt. Yeah, maybe that's called a conscience. Ever thought of that? You didn't need to bring her home and soak because you're too tired to actually pump a couple. You get to feel weird. No, I don't think so.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

And Ian, do you not have any self-control that if you weren't into the girl, you just can't, you just wouldn't want to fuck her? Yeah, maybe that's called guilt. Yeah, maybe that's called a conscience. Ever thought of that? You didn't need to bring her home and soak because you're too tired to actually pump a couple. You get to feel weird. No, I don't think so.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I'm feeling weirder than you and I beat you to it. So there's that. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, weirdo. That's what they say. Put it in your pipe and smoke it. You guys know we're watching Life Below Zero. And one of my favorite characters is called Sue. The whole internet hates her. I love her. They're trying to survive in, you know, obviously Life Below Zero. It's in the title.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I'm feeling weirder than you and I beat you to it. So there's that. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, weirdo. That's what they say. Put it in your pipe and smoke it. You guys know we're watching Life Below Zero. And one of my favorite characters is called Sue. The whole internet hates her. I love her. They're trying to survive in, you know, obviously Life Below Zero. It's in the title.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

I'm feeling weirder than you and I beat you to it. So there's that. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, weirdo. That's what they say. Put it in your pipe and smoke it. You guys know we're watching Life Below Zero. And one of my favorite characters is called Sue. The whole internet hates her. I love her. They're trying to survive in, you know, obviously Life Below Zero. It's in the title.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Most are out there because they want to connect with nature and they're really doing it. They're building their own homes. They're hunting for their own dinner. They're heating their homes with firewood, not Sue. No, Sue lives on a compound of sorts with a generator and four refrigerators. She's not dedicated to the lifestyle, but she's dedicated to something. She's Sue.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Most are out there because they want to connect with nature and they're really doing it. They're building their own homes. They're hunting for their own dinner. They're heating their homes with firewood, not Sue. No, Sue lives on a compound of sorts with a generator and four refrigerators. She's not dedicated to the lifestyle, but she's dedicated to something. She's Sue.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

Most are out there because they want to connect with nature and they're really doing it. They're building their own homes. They're hunting for their own dinner. They're heating their homes with firewood, not Sue. No, Sue lives on a compound of sorts with a generator and four refrigerators. She's not dedicated to the lifestyle, but she's dedicated to something. She's Sue.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

She's the only one that I'd want to sit down and smoke a joint with because she'd be a good time because she has a personality. Because she's always saying things like, put that in your pipe and smoke it because she's putting the sneak on them. She pretends to be able to hunt, but she can't.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

She's the only one that I'd want to sit down and smoke a joint with because she'd be a good time because she has a personality. Because she's always saying things like, put that in your pipe and smoke it because she's putting the sneak on them. She pretends to be able to hunt, but she can't.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

She's the only one that I'd want to sit down and smoke a joint with because she'd be a good time because she has a personality. Because she's always saying things like, put that in your pipe and smoke it because she's putting the sneak on them. She pretends to be able to hunt, but she can't.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

She gives up way too soon because she's getting flown in hostess products on a helicopter and smoking ciggies inside one of her compound buildings that's being heated, like I said, by a generator. She has a computer. She has a TV. And one of our favorite lines is when she tries to hunt, she says she puts the sneak on him. She's out looking for a caribou. She's looking for a bear.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

She gives up way too soon because she's getting flown in hostess products on a helicopter and smoking ciggies inside one of her compound buildings that's being heated, like I said, by a generator. She has a computer. She has a TV. And one of our favorite lines is when she tries to hunt, she says she puts the sneak on him. She's out looking for a caribou. She's looking for a bear.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

She gives up way too soon because she's getting flown in hostess products on a helicopter and smoking ciggies inside one of her compound buildings that's being heated, like I said, by a generator. She has a computer. She has a TV. And one of our favorite lines is when she tries to hunt, she says she puts the sneak on him. She's out looking for a caribou. She's looking for a bear.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
this one's for the bandwagon

She said she's been attacked by a bear. Nobody believes her online. Nope. Everyone thinks they're lying. They've even gone so far to try and prove that it was a lie. I don't believe her, but let her have it. So now when she goes hunting, hunting for any kind of a bird, which all of the other families and cast members are hunting, fishing, no problem. Sue cannot. She just can't.