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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
8158 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

I have an amazing singing voice with an affinity for a good beat, a bald head, and a short stature. And that's okay for me. You don't have to be like it. And Pitbull, Pitbull wants to steal the moon, but Elon Musk wants to fuck the moon. He wants to impregnate her. He wants to have a big old moon baby. Well, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. That's not a moon baby.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

I have an amazing singing voice with an affinity for a good beat, a bald head, and a short stature. And that's okay for me. You don't have to be like it. And Pitbull, Pitbull wants to steal the moon, but Elon Musk wants to fuck the moon. He wants to impregnate her. He wants to have a big old moon baby. Well, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. That's not a moon baby.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

That's a baby with gestational diabetes. They thought I had it once upon a time. I was 12 pounds and a two footer. I was two full feet long. And the nurses said that's a hyperglycemic if I've ever seen one. And then maybe if Elon Musk goes to the moon, he'll never come back. Hopefully we could only hope and pray. that the line of communication could be cut a la Armageddon Bruce Willis.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

That's a baby with gestational diabetes. They thought I had it once upon a time. I was 12 pounds and a two footer. I was two full feet long. And the nurses said that's a hyperglycemic if I've ever seen one. And then maybe if Elon Musk goes to the moon, he'll never come back. Hopefully we could only hope and pray. that the line of communication could be cut a la Armageddon Bruce Willis.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

That's a baby with gestational diabetes. They thought I had it once upon a time. I was 12 pounds and a two footer. I was two full feet long. And the nurses said that's a hyperglycemic if I've ever seen one. And then maybe if Elon Musk goes to the moon, he'll never come back. Hopefully we could only hope and pray. that the line of communication could be cut a la Armageddon Bruce Willis.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

We're losing you. We're losing you. We can't hear you. Because we don't actually know what it's like to go to the moon because we've never been. We've never been. What, if you don't know once, you can't go twice? That looks awfully suspicious of a green screen when special effects were just invented. And Elon Musk isn't just a billionaire. He's a $300 billionaire, $300 billion heir.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

We're losing you. We're losing you. We can't hear you. Because we don't actually know what it's like to go to the moon because we've never been. We've never been. What, if you don't know once, you can't go twice? That looks awfully suspicious of a green screen when special effects were just invented. And Elon Musk isn't just a billionaire. He's a $300 billionaire, $300 billion heir.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

We're losing you. We're losing you. We can't hear you. Because we don't actually know what it's like to go to the moon because we've never been. We've never been. What, if you don't know once, you can't go twice? That looks awfully suspicious of a green screen when special effects were just invented. And Elon Musk isn't just a billionaire. He's a $300 billionaire, $300 billion heir.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

You guys know what I'm saying. Okay? Okay, he needs to be stopped. What I would do, what I would do with a fraction of it. And with all that money, and with all that money, he can't even get a cell phone plan because the only ways that the mother of his children can get a hold of him is via Twitter. Hey, baby. Hey, our baby. You're not my baby. Hey, hey, Elon. Your baby needs a burping.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

You guys know what I'm saying. Okay? Okay, he needs to be stopped. What I would do, what I would do with a fraction of it. And with all that money, and with all that money, he can't even get a cell phone plan because the only ways that the mother of his children can get a hold of him is via Twitter. Hey, baby. Hey, our baby. You're not my baby. Hey, hey, Elon. Your baby needs a burping.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

You guys know what I'm saying. Okay? Okay, he needs to be stopped. What I would do, what I would do with a fraction of it. And with all that money, and with all that money, he can't even get a cell phone plan because the only ways that the mother of his children can get a hold of him is via Twitter. Hey, baby. Hey, our baby. You're not my baby. Hey, hey, Elon. Your baby needs a burping.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

The one thing you could do for once, for fuck's sake, come downstairs. Stop playing your video games and going to Mars. We're not going there. This is Earth. Burp your baby. And don't make me tell... all of X via a tweet that I had to wash your boxers. You don't even wear briefs, your boxers twice because your skid marks skidded. but it didn't come off it within one wash. It took multiple.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

The one thing you could do for once, for fuck's sake, come downstairs. Stop playing your video games and going to Mars. We're not going there. This is Earth. Burp your baby. And don't make me tell... all of X via a tweet that I had to wash your boxers. You don't even wear briefs, your boxers twice because your skid marks skidded. but it didn't come off it within one wash. It took multiple.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

The one thing you could do for once, for fuck's sake, come downstairs. Stop playing your video games and going to Mars. We're not going there. This is Earth. Burp your baby. And don't make me tell... all of X via a tweet that I had to wash your boxers. You don't even wear briefs, your boxers twice because your skid marks skidded. but it didn't come off it within one wash. It took multiple.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

I have no choice but to tell Twitter that because you haven't texted me back and you haven't sent your alimony. Like, please get off the space station. That is just the attic. You're not in space. And this is what it's like. And for the last man that nobody can stop talking about, the Dylan Efron of it all. No, Dylan. No, Dylan, I'm not a traitor. You want to get me out every round table.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

I have no choice but to tell Twitter that because you haven't texted me back and you haven't sent your alimony. Like, please get off the space station. That is just the attic. You're not in space. And this is what it's like. And for the last man that nobody can stop talking about, the Dylan Efron of it all. No, Dylan. No, Dylan, I'm not a traitor. You want to get me out every round table.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

I have no choice but to tell Twitter that because you haven't texted me back and you haven't sent your alimony. Like, please get off the space station. That is just the attic. You're not in space. And this is what it's like. And for the last man that nobody can stop talking about, the Dylan Efron of it all. No, Dylan. No, Dylan, I'm not a traitor. You want to get me out every round table.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

But these debating skills are better than you could ever imagine. You think I didn't go to the Elwoods School of Law? People are like, you're like Elwoods. And I'm like, thank you. I learned from Judge Judy, actually. But I understand I am no Judge Judy. But she was a big inspiration. But I have awareness. I am more of an Elwoods. But I would never chase my man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

But these debating skills are better than you could ever imagine. You think I didn't go to the Elwoods School of Law? People are like, you're like Elwoods. And I'm like, thank you. I learned from Judge Judy, actually. But I understand I am no Judge Judy. But she was a big inspiration. But I have awareness. I am more of an Elwoods. But I would never chase my man.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
El*n m*sk n skid marks

But these debating skills are better than you could ever imagine. You think I didn't go to the Elwoods School of Law? People are like, you're like Elwoods. And I'm like, thank you. I learned from Judge Judy, actually. But I understand I am no Judge Judy. But she was a big inspiration. But I have awareness. I am more of an Elwoods. But I would never chase my man.