Gabby Windey

Okay, and now people, and now everyone wants a little of this. They want a piece of this. Suck. We want some of her business hours. So they're emailing. I got a DM the other day that's like, Gabby, we wanna work with you. We emailed the link. And is this the right email to your manager? And it was like two first names. It was like Bob, Bob, and then the last name. They're like, is this correct?

I'm like, obviously there's only one first name. They're like, oh, we just wanted to make sure you knew. We don't want anything getting in the way between you and your back, bitch. Nothing's getting in between. Nothing's getting in the way. And I'd be glad to miss out on some shit sometimes. It's all getting to, my lungs are failing me. So they're all, they're all knocking. They're all knocking.

I'm like, obviously there's only one first name. They're like, oh, we just wanted to make sure you knew. We don't want anything getting in the way between you and your back, bitch. Nothing's getting in between. Nothing's getting in the way. And I'd be glad to miss out on some shit sometimes. It's all getting to, my lungs are failing me. So they're all, they're all knocking. They're all knocking.

I'm like, obviously there's only one first name. They're like, oh, we just wanted to make sure you knew. We don't want anything getting in the way between you and your back, bitch. Nothing's getting in between. Nothing's getting in the way. And I'd be glad to miss out on some shit sometimes. It's all getting to, my lungs are failing me. So they're all, they're all knocking. They're all knocking.

We want some talent. We want some talent. We think Gabby would be perfect for it. And this request for talent comes with a list of prerequisites. Immediately offensive, no. No, you don't put me in a box. I don't want to fit into your list. You need to fit into mine. That's not how things go around here. And then the list goes in order. Female. What? Aren't we done with that word? Offense one.

We want some talent. We want some talent. We think Gabby would be perfect for it. And this request for talent comes with a list of prerequisites. Immediately offensive, no. No, you don't put me in a box. I don't want to fit into your list. You need to fit into mine. That's not how things go around here. And then the list goes in order. Female. What? Aren't we done with that word? Offense one.

We want some talent. We want some talent. We think Gabby would be perfect for it. And this request for talent comes with a list of prerequisites. Immediately offensive, no. No, you don't put me in a box. I don't want to fit into your list. You need to fit into mine. That's not how things go around here. And then the list goes in order. Female. What? Aren't we done with that word? Offense one.

And why does it have to be inherently feminine? Aren't we living in a non-binary world? Why can't a man do this? What are you, a misandrist? Has to be a female. Okay. Mid-30s. Next, do you hate yourself? Do you want your job? Do you want any talent to say yes to this? You want someone of average age? You want an average talent? Do you want to get fired and push me away? Next.

And why does it have to be inherently feminine? Aren't we living in a non-binary world? Why can't a man do this? What are you, a misandrist? Has to be a female. Okay. Mid-30s. Next, do you hate yourself? Do you want your job? Do you want any talent to say yes to this? You want someone of average age? You want an average talent? Do you want to get fired and push me away? Next.

And why does it have to be inherently feminine? Aren't we living in a non-binary world? Why can't a man do this? What are you, a misandrist? Has to be a female. Okay. Mid-30s. Next, do you hate yourself? Do you want your job? Do you want any talent to say yes to this? You want someone of average age? You want an average talent? Do you want to get fired and push me away? Next.

Positive personality and non-polarizing. Get out of my face. You pissed me off. You've gotten underneath my skin. Under this deeply thick epidermis that's at times thin if you hit me where it hurts. Positive personality. Do you know anything about me? Have you ever been around these parts before? You saw one clip and you think you know it all? Oh, we just get her sense of humor. What's so funny?

Positive personality and non-polarizing. Get out of my face. You pissed me off. You've gotten underneath my skin. Under this deeply thick epidermis that's at times thin if you hit me where it hurts. Positive personality. Do you know anything about me? Have you ever been around these parts before? You saw one clip and you think you know it all? Oh, we just get her sense of humor. What's so funny?

Positive personality and non-polarizing. Get out of my face. You pissed me off. You've gotten underneath my skin. Under this deeply thick epidermis that's at times thin if you hit me where it hurts. Positive personality. Do you know anything about me? Have you ever been around these parts before? You saw one clip and you think you know it all? Oh, we just get her sense of humor. What's so funny?

Who's laughing? There's nothing funny around here. It's the truth. Positive personality. No, I'm a cynic and I hate everything and I hate everyone. You want me to show up and grin? Through a clenched jaw. I will for the right people. I will for the right people. Okay, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. You get to pick and choose and that's my prerogative. And non-polarizing.

Who's laughing? There's nothing funny around here. It's the truth. Positive personality. No, I'm a cynic and I hate everything and I hate everyone. You want me to show up and grin? Through a clenched jaw. I will for the right people. I will for the right people. Okay, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. You get to pick and choose and that's my prerogative. And non-polarizing.

Who's laughing? There's nothing funny around here. It's the truth. Positive personality. No, I'm a cynic and I hate everything and I hate everyone. You want me to show up and grin? Through a clenched jaw. I will for the right people. I will for the right people. Okay, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. You get to pick and choose and that's my prerogative. And non-polarizing.

The most offensive of them all. Of course I want to be polarizing. Are you crazy? I don't want to appeal to the masses. That's too much pressure. They're not going to like it here. Because the Megyn Kelly dissenters are on the other side of this. Waiting. Waiting to turn on me. And that's not what I want. And that's not what you want. You want someone who's going to fit in with everybody?

The most offensive of them all. Of course I want to be polarizing. Are you crazy? I don't want to appeal to the masses. That's too much pressure. They're not going to like it here. Because the Megyn Kelly dissenters are on the other side of this. Waiting. Waiting to turn on me. And that's not what I want. And that's not what you want. You want someone who's going to fit in with everybody?

The most offensive of them all. Of course I want to be polarizing. Are you crazy? I don't want to appeal to the masses. That's too much pressure. They're not going to like it here. Because the Megyn Kelly dissenters are on the other side of this. Waiting. Waiting to turn on me. And that's not what I want. And that's not what you want. You want someone who's going to fit in with everybody?

Oh, not around here. You don't. Not around here, you don't. Because if too many people come around here, if too many people start listening, by the way, this is me. This is me with 10,000 views on YouTube. This is me. This is the most relevancy and I can't take it. And it's too much. It's about 2000 too much. Because then I'm going to get an influx of, hey girl, love the pod messages.