Gabby Windey

because it'll cause a slack jaw, some say, and I need my jawline for as long as I live.

All right, on to the important stuff.

I just wanted to give you an update on my physical and mental health.

It's not good.

Well, shall we start?

The tale of TFP, Taylor Frankie Paula case study on the double standard of women.

A man may throw a chair, and we look the other way.

A woman throws a chair, and there's hell to pay.

Dr. Seuss, athletes beat their wives, and they just get traded to another team with a salary of millions to start.

And dare I say...

airs these football games but they will not air her season tfp is taylor frankie paul please keep up this hypocrisy makes my brain scramble and eyes whirl and i get stuck in a state of diplopia now i'm nauseous great i'm gonna throw up out comes the sheer audacity like chunks after a chicken parmesan dinner i love chicken parmesan and would hate to see it in the toilet

where your head should be.

Ever gotten a swirly?

Well, now's your time.

A woman heaves a bar stool, and her paycheck gets stuck in the ether of that little tube in the ATM drive-thru for her to put her tiny little arm up to receive, but it's just out of reach, and then it gets vacuumed back to the bank for never to be seen.

To be clear, early...

I don't condone that behavior.

I don't condone any behavior.

I'm only comparing this to a man.

What else would I be here to do?