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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

This is where I'd like to be. The gym. is a co-ed space much to my chagrin. How am I, how am I supposed to infiltrate the free weights with two troglos on other side of me, sweating from places you would not imagine their stomach. I didn't know we had a perspiration gland in the oblique, but their shirt may say otherwise they're breathing heavy. And do you know what?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

The men can have the free weights as long as I can have the machines. No, no. I don't want an ill intentioned man looking over me while I'm doing a lat pull down. Get your own, get your own. You're the only ones who know how to work the free weights with good form. I don't have any. I come with a deficit, a woman in the gym.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

The men can have the free weights as long as I can have the machines. No, no. I don't want an ill intentioned man looking over me while I'm doing a lat pull down. Get your own, get your own. You're the only ones who know how to work the free weights with good form. I don't have any. I come with a deficit, a woman in the gym.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

The men can have the free weights as long as I can have the machines. No, no. I don't want an ill intentioned man looking over me while I'm doing a lat pull down. Get your own, get your own. You're the only ones who know how to work the free weights with good form. I don't have any. I come with a deficit, a woman in the gym.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Give me the machine where the form comes with the engineering of the weight. This is what he, and I need you to back away. The men are The men in gold chains here at the Equinox, where I lie. And if there had to be a man, he should be in a gold chain.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Give me the machine where the form comes with the engineering of the weight. This is what he, and I need you to back away. The men are The men in gold chains here at the Equinox, where I lie. And if there had to be a man, he should be in a gold chain.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Give me the machine where the form comes with the engineering of the weight. This is what he, and I need you to back away. The men are The men in gold chains here at the Equinox, where I lie. And if there had to be a man, he should be in a gold chain.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

The men who are swinging the pH of the environment a little bit too acidic, which comes along with the swinging of their tiny little dick and their ill-fitting Lululemon shorts. No, I see it. And I must balance it with a couple lesbians in the room. They don't want to be there. But there are enough to make me feel at home. And guess what? We're all in the machines.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

The men who are swinging the pH of the environment a little bit too acidic, which comes along with the swinging of their tiny little dick and their ill-fitting Lululemon shorts. No, I see it. And I must balance it with a couple lesbians in the room. They don't want to be there. But there are enough to make me feel at home. And guess what? We're all in the machines.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

The men who are swinging the pH of the environment a little bit too acidic, which comes along with the swinging of their tiny little dick and their ill-fitting Lululemon shorts. No, I see it. And I must balance it with a couple lesbians in the room. They don't want to be there. But there are enough to make me feel at home. And guess what? We're all in the machines.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

We're nowhere to be found on the free weights. Yeah. And to that, I say, women, single women, single women, you should be you should be at the equinox and steer clear of the sprouts because I'm looking I'm looking at the men. I'm looking at the I can't even at the at the at the at the man child that occurs that prevalates the sprouts. I've seen you at the checkout. You're not paying.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

We're nowhere to be found on the free weights. Yeah. And to that, I say, women, single women, single women, you should be you should be at the equinox and steer clear of the sprouts because I'm looking I'm looking at the men. I'm looking at the I can't even at the at the at the at the man child that occurs that prevalates the sprouts. I've seen you at the checkout. You're not paying.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

We're nowhere to be found on the free weights. Yeah. And to that, I say, women, single women, single women, you should be you should be at the equinox and steer clear of the sprouts because I'm looking I'm looking at the men. I'm looking at the I can't even at the at the at the at the man child that occurs that prevalates the sprouts. I've seen you at the checkout. You're not paying.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I've seen you follow around your girlfriend of five years, but you can't get it together enough to propose. Because you're too insecure. Or you think the grass is greener. The grass is not greener. And then a woman had a cute outfit out of Sunday and sprouts. No, you're not going to find that. And I see. I see you sneaking in a treat into the cart because you're too much of a coward to ask.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I've seen you follow around your girlfriend of five years, but you can't get it together enough to propose. Because you're too insecure. Or you think the grass is greener. The grass is not greener. And then a woman had a cute outfit out of Sunday and sprouts. No, you're not going to find that. And I see. I see you sneaking in a treat into the cart because you're too much of a coward to ask.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

I've seen you follow around your girlfriend of five years, but you can't get it together enough to propose. Because you're too insecure. Or you think the grass is greener. The grass is not greener. And then a woman had a cute outfit out of Sunday and sprouts. No, you're not going to find that. And I see. I see you sneaking in a treat into the cart because you're too much of a coward to ask.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Even though you're nowhere near the checkout line when you need to be. Oh, you've gotten lost. in the whey protein aisle? I hope not. The toilet can't handle the artificial protein. Go wait in the car. Stay away from the sprouts. The other co-ed space I'd like to address is the spa. Is the spa because I had an experience recently which left me here. which left me here speaking out.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Even though you're nowhere near the checkout line when you need to be. Oh, you've gotten lost. in the whey protein aisle? I hope not. The toilet can't handle the artificial protein. Go wait in the car. Stay away from the sprouts. The other co-ed space I'd like to address is the spa. Is the spa because I had an experience recently which left me here. which left me here speaking out.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

Even though you're nowhere near the checkout line when you need to be. Oh, you've gotten lost. in the whey protein aisle? I hope not. The toilet can't handle the artificial protein. Go wait in the car. Stay away from the sprouts. The other co-ed space I'd like to address is the spa. Is the spa because I had an experience recently which left me here. which left me here speaking out.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Ky jelly and conspiracies

No, it cannot be good. I will set the tone. Not that you assumed otherwise, but in case, in case you haven't had your morning coffee, your afternoon diet Coke, the mini one in a six ounce because you care about your sleep as much as I do. I needed a spa. I was in New York. I was incredibly stressed. I'm coming off of a two week straight work trip. Can you imagine? Can you imagine me?