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Gabby Windey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4906 total appearances

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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

I cracked a Diet Coke and I might regret that later because it's too late in the day to be awake. I don't even want to be awake when I awake. But duty calls. Here I am, fulfilling my duty, showing up to work. Yes, I say it a lot because I need a pat on the back. Sometimes we actually do need validation. We need a good job from our bosses. employee satisfaction.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You need to know you are appreciated. Oh, I couldn't even find the word because I've never felt it. All right. You'll see here. You'll see here. Nardo is with me and We didn't think that was going to be the case this week. And no, I'm not being facetious. No, I'm not being satirical. It was scary. It was scary. It was scary. And that's where I'm going to start.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You need to know you are appreciated. Oh, I couldn't even find the word because I've never felt it. All right. You'll see here. You'll see here. Nardo is with me and We didn't think that was going to be the case this week. And no, I'm not being facetious. No, I'm not being satirical. It was scary. It was scary. It was scary. And that's where I'm going to start.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

You need to know you are appreciated. Oh, I couldn't even find the word because I've never felt it. All right. You'll see here. You'll see here. Nardo is with me and We didn't think that was going to be the case this week. And no, I'm not being facetious. No, I'm not being satirical. It was scary. It was scary. It was scary. And that's where I'm going to start.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

The dog, oh, the dog, the dog, the lymphoma, the dog. It's devastating. It's devastating. Nardo, Nardo got old in a week. He aged 10 years in six days. Look at him now, he's quite comfortable because we're doing our best to nurse him back to health. And I might interject here. Last week, I got my video taken down because of the... He's okay, Nardo. You can see he's walking a little weak.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

The dog, oh, the dog, the dog, the lymphoma, the dog. It's devastating. It's devastating. Nardo, Nardo got old in a week. He aged 10 years in six days. Look at him now, he's quite comfortable because we're doing our best to nurse him back to health. And I might interject here. Last week, I got my video taken down because of the... He's okay, Nardo. You can see he's walking a little weak.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

The dog, oh, the dog, the dog, the lymphoma, the dog. It's devastating. It's devastating. Nardo, Nardo got old in a week. He aged 10 years in six days. Look at him now, he's quite comfortable because we're doing our best to nurse him back to health. And I might interject here. Last week, I got my video taken down because of the... He's okay, Nardo. You can see he's walking a little weak.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

He's getting old. I hope he's going to find some treats or water there all over the house. But let me start from the beginning. Last week, my video was taken down because the bandwagon, because some thousands of you are already turning your back on me and what reported me. Now I'm only following in the steps of my brethren, Joe Rogan, misinformation, selling nicotine. Well, what the fuck?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

He's getting old. I hope he's going to find some treats or water there all over the house. But let me start from the beginning. Last week, my video was taken down because the bandwagon, because some thousands of you are already turning your back on me and what reported me. Now I'm only following in the steps of my brethren, Joe Rogan, misinformation, selling nicotine. Well, what the fuck?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

He's getting old. I hope he's going to find some treats or water there all over the house. But let me start from the beginning. Last week, my video was taken down because the bandwagon, because some thousands of you are already turning your back on me and what reported me. Now I'm only following in the steps of my brethren, Joe Rogan, misinformation, selling nicotine. Well, what the fuck?

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

How am I supposed to make money? I'll never do it again. I'm sorry, Lucy. I'm sorry. I can't be promoting that. I can't risk not spreading the word. Anyways, Nardo, we don't actually know what he has because they wanted to put him down three times. No, I'm not kidding. So... So either Nardo is the original Scamanda.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

How am I supposed to make money? I'll never do it again. I'm sorry, Lucy. I'm sorry. I can't be promoting that. I can't risk not spreading the word. Anyways, Nardo, we don't actually know what he has because they wanted to put him down three times. No, I'm not kidding. So... So either Nardo is the original Scamanda.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

How am I supposed to make money? I'll never do it again. I'm sorry, Lucy. I'm sorry. I can't be promoting that. I can't risk not spreading the word. Anyways, Nardo, we don't actually know what he has because they wanted to put him down three times. No, I'm not kidding. So... So either Nardo is the original Scamanda.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Either he's faking his questionable undiagnosed blood cancer for GoFundMe's money and social media attention. Or the vets are. Or it's the chicken or the egg. Which came first? Because I don't know. Because I don't know. They said put Nardo down. We don't know what else to tell you. Dogs this sick normally don't make it. You're going to have to put Nardo down. Devastating, bawling, crying.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Either he's faking his questionable undiagnosed blood cancer for GoFundMe's money and social media attention. Or the vets are. Or it's the chicken or the egg. Which came first? Because I don't know. Because I don't know. They said put Nardo down. We don't know what else to tell you. Dogs this sick normally don't make it. You're going to have to put Nardo down. Devastating, bawling, crying.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Either he's faking his questionable undiagnosed blood cancer for GoFundMe's money and social media attention. Or the vets are. Or it's the chicken or the egg. Which came first? Because I don't know. Because I don't know. They said put Nardo down. We don't know what else to tell you. Dogs this sick normally don't make it. You're going to have to put Nardo down. Devastating, bawling, crying.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

My dad was in town. Just by a stroke of luck, we all said goodbye at the vet's office. We held him like a baby on the way home. His poor little legs were limp and weak. He was bleeding. He was spontaneously bleeding. He has no platelets. Zero. They said they did a smear. They couldn't find one platelet. Not one. Not one. Okay. Well, get me in there. Get me in there because you're too wise.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

My dad was in town. Just by a stroke of luck, we all said goodbye at the vet's office. We held him like a baby on the way home. His poor little legs were limp and weak. He was bleeding. He was spontaneously bleeding. He has no platelets. Zero. They said they did a smear. They couldn't find one platelet. Not one. Not one. Okay. Well, get me in there. Get me in there because you're too wise.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

My dad was in town. Just by a stroke of luck, we all said goodbye at the vet's office. We held him like a baby on the way home. His poor little legs were limp and weak. He was bleeding. He was spontaneously bleeding. He has no platelets. Zero. They said they did a smear. They couldn't find one platelet. Not one. Not one. Okay. Well, get me in there. Get me in there because you're too wise.

Long Winded with Gabby Windey
I believe in marriage but not in coachella

aren't even acting like one. They're not even converging. I'm sure there was one. There's not even one spontaneously bleeding, had a nosebleed everywhere. He's too sick to diagnose. But we're going to keep him in the hospital. No, the fuck you're not. We're checking his ass out. AMA, against medical advice. Let me take him home. I was a nurse. I can give all his medications.