Gabriel Iglesias

Right, right.

Oh, I didn't think that you might be a confederate.

All right.

The United States Postal Service has halted an entire run of stamps, and they are now destroying these stamps.

It's a Just Move line of stamps, which was inspired by Michelle Obama's Let's Move health initiative.

Yeah.

So each stamp depicts a different physical activity and active lifestyle.

But the reason that they are halting the stamps and now destroying them is because President's Council on Fitness, Sports and Nutrition was they said to pull the plug because they were concerned that these stamps, three of them at least, depict unsafe activities.

And the first offending.

Number one, Fahrenheit 451 with this.

Well, yeah, okay, so the first offending stamp depicts a child performing a cannonball.

The second, a child skateboarding without knee pads.

I think the alternative is slowly lowering yourself into the body of water by just walking.

Yes.

And then also a child skateboarding without knee pads.

And a child performing a headstand without a helmet.

Unless it's a flat bottom helmet, in which case it would just help.

Yeah.

Could you guys do headstands when you were young?

No, I mean free.