Gabriel Iglesias

Comedy condo.

Comedy condo.

It's solo jizz.

When you're across the street at that sad condo in Cleveland.

So many memories.

old waffles there'd be like a bag of like uh chiquitos or something i'd eat all that there'd always be something left over always nasty that's that's true gambling there's you know i mean if it was like do we do this or oh yeah there's a couple hot pockets in there all that you look at the schedule you're like what fucking asshole got the you didn't even stock the fridge right right they always tell you never touch the mayonnaise

You never want to follow the Pauly Shore weekend.

No.

Ever.

Was he aiming for someone?

God.

He's just looking at it.

exactly so yeah so the bus is pimped out hell yeah that's pretty sick so i sleep on the bus i prefer to stay on that plus i got my girl i got my dog so it's just it makes it easier we don't got to worry about the hotel because staying at the hotel with uh with the dog is yeah she hears everything and everything is a

On the bus, it's different because it's consistent noise.

Anytime you have consistent noise, she's all good.

But if it's a new sound or any little, you know, like what?

Let's see.

I'm surprised she didn't rip you off right now.

Oh, okay, okay.

There you go.