Gabriel Iglesias
👤 Speaker
2213
total appearances
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Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
No, I didn't lose no weight.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
No, I know a lot of fat vegans, which, by the way, is like a jip.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
If you're going to give up meat, you might as well be skinny.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
But if you're going to be giving up meat and you're still fat, you might as well eat the steak.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
You know what I'm saying?
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
I've never been married.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
You've never been married?
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
Never said I do.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
Never went down the aisle.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
No one ever got me that close.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
I've always, from day one, I made a choice that my career was going to be number one.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
And no one was going to top that.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
And every relationship I've been in, that's the first thing I told them.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
The closest you're going to get is number two, unless I have a dog.
Club Shay Shay
Club Shay Shay - Gabriel Iglesias Part 2
And then you're number three.