Gabriel Iglesias

I think ultimately at the end of the day is how does this person make me feel?

And then after that, because I feel like guys are more visual.

Women are more like, how do you make me feel?

And fortunately, every relationship I was in,

I was cool.

I was nice.

You know, hey, what's up?

What you want to do?

At the end of the day, it's like, you want to get something to eat?

So keep in mind, the first laugh I got on stage was when I was 10 years old.

Really?

Yeah.

Like earlier I said, I did a school talent show, went up on stage, and I started doing these impressions.

So as a 10-year-old, think of a 10-year-old doing impressions of Mickey Mouse, Ronald Reagan, Pee Wee Herman, who was in his prime at that time.

And so when I went up on stage to do this show, I didn't really understand what stand-up comedy was.

I'm a 10-year-old kid, and I just did impressions.

But the impressions were so close that the people were like, oh, my God, this 10-year-old kid is nailing these impressions.

So I'm up there doing, you know, freaking Pee Wee Herman.

You know, like a 10-year-old, right now it looked weird, but a 10-year-old doing that is like phenomenal.

And then Ronald Reagan, well, Nancy, basically we have, you know.