Gabriel Iglesias
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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You should be able to just stand there or sit there if you want.
Just tip the country and let Colorado roll into us.
Which is it?
Are we really living in a drought, though?
I know that it's priced that way, but it seems like there's a lot of fucking water where it shouldn't be.
Orbit Hardwired Rain Freeze Sensor.
$17.97.
All right.
Why the uniformity of the package of two different things?
I wonder if people would be uncomfortable with a guy going in and out of their room.
No, I never have either.
Or call down and ask for it.
Because, you know, they always have that thing.
Forget these important things you need.
We can bring you a razor.
We can bring you slippers and paper.
Decaf.
And I'll be like, weirdest thing, I had one regular and three fuck-off pussies.
What did you guys have?
And I didn't appreciate the sassy label.