Gary Oldman

Jackson Lamb was once... a very, very good agent working for, you know, MI5. What we see when we meet him in Slow Horses is the sort of smoldering embers of a man that was once legendary.

You know, but we do. I never thought I'd see the day where I'm having email exchanges with the director talking about the quality of farts. LAUGHTER But because, you know, I'm not a methadone actor, so they have to dub it. Or should I say I'm not a methane actor? I was going to ask, is it like when you have a stand-in?

No, I'm sure there's someone in Karen to answer your question. I'm sure there's someone in a room. There has to be.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, they were, I think they were nominated for 14 and they won 25.

That's the other question. What was that? Well, more recently, my wife has been keeping them and throwing them sort of in a box in the archive, as it were. How many do you have? Well, I've lost a lot. LAUGHTER I've got quite a collection. LAUGHTER

Okay. That was the obvious one.

I'm thinking, when you're done with the horse, I'm not saying that you literally turn it into two ponies, but you just snap this thing over your knee and throw it in the bin.