Gary The Numbers Guy

When we signed a deal with the Soviet Union that America wouldn't invade, I don't know about you, bro, but there is no Soviet Union anymore.

All there is is Russia.

Russia and the Soviet Union are not the same thing.

It's not even close.

So that country we signed a deal with doesn't even exist anymore.

What that means is that deal is null and void.

So I'm going to make this clear.

President Diaz of Cuba, you're born 1960, the year of the rat, your enemy year, the year of the horse starts February 17th.

You better step down, get the fuck out of there, or you will be removed from power.

Donald J. Trump.

And we will take care of Cuba, and we will make sure that cancer does not spread any further.

Mr. Petro.

the president of Columbia, you've been talking a lot of shit.

Maybe you want to dance like Maduro did and see what happens.

But we're going to make this clear to you, Petro.

There is an election in Columbia, March, 2026.

You just like Diaz are born 1960 year.

They're right.

You're going to lose.

If you try to steal the election, we will remove you from power.