Gary Whitta

They're e-sporting.

If my wife asked me to do some shit around the house and came back two hours later and I'm not done, I've been playing video games, and she said to me, you've been doing fuck all for the last two hours, I'd be dead to rights.

If my wife asked me to do some shit around the house and came back two hours later and I'm not done, I've been playing video games, and she said to me, you've been doing fuck all for the last two hours, I'd be dead to rights.

Give me an example of another sport that you can compete in sitting down and the only part of your body that's moving is this. Look at this. See this? That's it. That's it.

Give me an example of another sport that you can compete in sitting down and the only part of your body that's moving is this. Look at this. See this? That's it. That's it.

Chess isn't a sport!

Chess isn't a sport!

I'm going to drive a NASCAR like this? No. No. No. Do you have any idea how physically demanding Formula One NASCAR track... Drive around a track in a fucking Formula One car and tell me that it's not physically exhausting.

I'm going to drive a NASCAR like this? No. No. No. Do you have any idea how physically demanding Formula One NASCAR track... Drive around a track in a fucking Formula One car and tell me that it's not physically exhausting.

Yeah, 25 to 30. That's the thing, isn't it? They all age up, and now they're fucking, how do you do fellow kids?

Yeah, 25 to 30. That's the thing, isn't it? They all age up, and now they're fucking, how do you do fellow kids?

I see some of these streamers sometimes because I watch like Rage compilations and stuff. Oh, that's my new fucking rabbit hole is watching fucking streamers. Degenerate gambling streamers losing all their money playing live blackjack on fucking steak.com. What the fuck? I was thinking about doing, I was thinking recently, Roger, I need to shake things up.

I see some of these streamers sometimes because I watch like Rage compilations and stuff. Oh, that's my new fucking rabbit hole is watching fucking streamers. Degenerate gambling streamers losing all their money playing live blackjack on fucking steak.com. What the fuck? I was thinking about doing, I was thinking recently, Roger, I need to shake things up.

I was thinking about getting into high stakes online gambling. Oh shit.

I was thinking about getting into high stakes online gambling. Oh shit.

If I rolled up to a blackjack table, cause you know, there's these live blackjack dealers now. Oh yeah.

If I rolled up to a blackjack table, cause you know, there's these live blackjack dealers now. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. So like, you know, they're just staring at a camera and it's like blinking a green light or a red light or whatever. And there's a streamer on the other end of it, but it's a live dealer. Um, and these guys are playing 10,000, $20,000 a hand. Yeah.

Oh yeah. So like, you know, they're just staring at a camera and it's like blinking a green light or a red light or whatever. And there's a streamer on the other end of it, but it's a live dealer. Um, and these guys are playing 10,000, $20,000 a hand. Yeah.

Now, if I rolled up to one of those tables, Roger, with 200 bands, and I'm betting 20 grand a hand on Blackjack, you would watch that, wouldn't you?