Gary Whitta

But as soon as you match me against other players, so I jumped into Nuketown because I used to like Nuketown back in the day, and I just got my fucking ass handed to me. Like, it was not fun. And it should be, presumably, it's ranking me against other low-level newbie players, right? It's like, okay, this guy's a level one. Let's not throw him in at the deep end.

Let's give him a bunch of other levels one through five or whatever. I presume that's what it's doing. All I know is I got my ass kicked.

Let's give him a bunch of other levels one through five or whatever. I presume that's what it's doing. All I know is I got my ass kicked.

Was I ever actually good at Call of Duty? The last game, the last first person shooter I ever actually was really good at was Quake 2. And you're going back 30 years. Since then, this is why now I play Helldivers, Zombies, Gears of War Horde mode, things like that, where it's human players against NPC enemies, PVE.

Was I ever actually good at Call of Duty? The last game, the last first person shooter I ever actually was really good at was Quake 2. And you're going back 30 years. Since then, this is why now I play Helldivers, Zombies, Gears of War Horde mode, things like that, where it's human players against NPC enemies, PVE.

Anytime I have to play against... I used to enjoy PUBG until it got to the point where I just wasn't competitive anymore. Generally, you want to... I've said before, it's great that you don't have to be good at games to enjoy them, right? You can still enjoy a game even if you're not great at it.

Anytime I have to play against... I used to enjoy PUBG until it got to the point where I just wasn't competitive anymore. Generally, you want to... I've said before, it's great that you don't have to be good at games to enjoy them, right? You can still enjoy a game even if you're not great at it.

But in a multiplayer shooter type scenario, you do have to be at least somewhat competitive to enjoy yourself. Because if you're just getting fucking headshot at every...

But in a multiplayer shooter type scenario, you do have to be at least somewhat competitive to enjoy yourself. Because if you're just getting fucking headshot at every...

every five seconds that's no fun right and that's kind of where it's gotten for me I have not stayed current with how to play these games and everyone else has moved on and so like I'm just and I was again never that great to begin with when you get when you get a few kills and you're feeling competitive yeah this is good let's keep going but like if all you're doing is finishing bottom in the fucking rankings every time you're gonna move on to something else yeah

every five seconds that's no fun right and that's kind of where it's gotten for me I have not stayed current with how to play these games and everyone else has moved on and so like I'm just and I was again never that great to begin with when you get when you get a few kills and you're feeling competitive yeah this is good let's keep going but like if all you're doing is finishing bottom in the fucking rankings every time you're gonna move on to something else yeah

You sprung it on me. I know.

You sprung it on me. I know.

Motherfucker.

Motherfucker.

You'd go to our last story, the Wii News channel, where we cover all the small news items you need to know about. I should be off book on that by now.

You'd go to our last story, the Wii News channel, where we cover all the small news items you need to know about. I should be off book on that by now.

Nintendo has been fucking like this with the C&Ds lately. I know. And we don't want to be one of those people. The whole time I did Animal Talking, I was absolutely convinced that Nintendo was going to come down on it like a ton of bricks. It's like, you're using our game in a way that is not... Because it wasn't PG, right?

Nintendo has been fucking like this with the C&Ds lately. I know. And we don't want to be one of those people. The whole time I did Animal Talking, I was absolutely convinced that Nintendo was going to come down on it like a ton of bricks. It's like, you're using our game in a way that is not... Because it wasn't PG, right?

It was like, we would say fuck, we would make dick jokes and stuff like that. And it's like, this is Animal Crossing. And I was like, sooner or later, someone is going to... call me and say, you've got to stop doing it. Every week, I felt like I was on a knife edge. When T-Pain came on the show, I remember thinking, that's it, we're done.