Gene Simmons
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And I go to collect it from Mrs. You know what? I was about to blur her name because I always remember. And she was an unhappily married, very young, hot as a pistol woman. And she was home alone. I don't know where the guy was or anything, but it's Friday night after school. And I'm going to collect $3.75. I'll never forget it for the full week's newspapers. And I walk up, hi, it's Gene Klein.
I was Gene Klein then. Collecting blah, blah, blah. She said, come on in. So I walk in the door and you just smell the pheromones and she comes out in a nightgown. A see-through. And I'm going, ooga, ooga. You know, see the headlights and and you see it all happening. And she's You know, makeup, everything, she's all alone in her house.
I was Gene Klein then. Collecting blah, blah, blah. She said, come on in. So I walk in the door and you just smell the pheromones and she comes out in a nightgown. A see-through. And I'm going, ooga, ooga. You know, see the headlights and and you see it all happening. And she's You know, makeup, everything, she's all alone in her house.
I was Gene Klein then. Collecting blah, blah, blah. She said, come on in. So I walk in the door and you just smell the pheromones and she comes out in a nightgown. A see-through. And I'm going, ooga, ooga. You know, see the headlights and and you see it all happening. And she's You know, makeup, everything, she's all alone in her house.
It must have been drinking, I guess, because she was very free with her words and her voobah. And she kind of slinkered over, snake-like. And I was always big for my age, so I didn't look 13. I must have looked 16. It's funny, I was always invited to the sweet 16 parties. And since I didn't drink, I'd wait for all the guys to get bonkers and just... Mount the girls that were left.
It must have been drinking, I guess, because she was very free with her words and her voobah. And she kind of slinkered over, snake-like. And I was always big for my age, so I didn't look 13. I must have looked 16. It's funny, I was always invited to the sweet 16 parties. And since I didn't drink, I'd wait for all the guys to get bonkers and just... Mount the girls that were left.
It must have been drinking, I guess, because she was very free with her words and her voobah. And she kind of slinkered over, snake-like. And I was always big for my age, so I didn't look 13. I must have looked 16. It's funny, I was always invited to the sweet 16 parties. And since I didn't drink, I'd wait for all the guys to get bonkers and just... Mount the girls that were left.
It doesn't matter. And so she said, I'll get right over. And then she came in and she said, here, you must be tired. Lie down on the couch. And I didn't know what was going on. I was just sort of, and then she unzippered my pants and sat on me. Gave you some education. You know, I didn't know what was going on. But I figured it out pretty fast. Yeah, and I dared not go back.
It doesn't matter. And so she said, I'll get right over. And then she came in and she said, here, you must be tired. Lie down on the couch. And I didn't know what was going on. I was just sort of, and then she unzippered my pants and sat on me. Gave you some education. You know, I didn't know what was going on. But I figured it out pretty fast. Yeah, and I dared not go back.
It doesn't matter. And so she said, I'll get right over. And then she came in and she said, here, you must be tired. Lie down on the couch. And I didn't know what was going on. I was just sort of, and then she unzippered my pants and sat on me. Gave you some education. You know, I didn't know what was going on. But I figured it out pretty fast. Yeah, and I dared not go back.
I gave up my buddy's newspaper route because, you know, who knows? The guy might be there. One of my first. Really? That's a great one. And then a very brutal experience with a guy named Jim. No, that was not true. Not true.
I gave up my buddy's newspaper route because, you know, who knows? The guy might be there. One of my first. Really? That's a great one. And then a very brutal experience with a guy named Jim. No, that was not true. Not true.
I gave up my buddy's newspaper route because, you know, who knows? The guy might be there. One of my first. Really? That's a great one. And then a very brutal experience with a guy named Jim. No, that was not true. Not true.
Gene Simmons' band, about a year ago, we sold Kiss to a company called Pop House for $100 billion.
Gene Simmons' band, about a year ago, we sold Kiss to a company called Pop House for $100 billion.
Gene Simmons' band, about a year ago, we sold Kiss to a company called Pop House for $100 billion.
Well, you sold all of it. The underlying rights and the songs.