George Janko

Yeah.

Hopefully he thinks that I'm a part of its family.

Yeah.

Dude, I love animals so much that sometimes like we're in the backyard, not backyard, in our yard, there's a, in our neighborhood, sorry, I'm Celsius, right?

We'd be in the neighborhood and there would be a bunch of coyotes running around and I always try to go pet them.

I always try.

And people are always like, dude, what are you stupid, bro?

Like they could attack you.

And sometimes, I know this sounds terrible, but sometimes I wish one of them did attack me so I could wrestle him down and prove to him that I could take a coyote.

Because I'm telling you, bro, I did some jujitsu and I could put a coyote in a headlock.

I know I can.

And you know what I'll do if I put that coyote in a headlock?

I'll go like this and I would, me, not him, I would howl at the moon letting all of his relatives know who the alpha male is.

Have you ever coughed and you got dizzy?

No, no.

When Belle calls them, they come.

When I call them, they go, get out of here, terrorist.

Nobody wants to hang out with you.

And Belle goes, la, la, la.

And all these, bro, like little dwarf horses run to her.