George M. Johnson

This Pride Month, we are not just celebrating. We're fighting back. I'm George M. Johnson, author of the most banned book in America. On my podcast, Fighting Words, I sit down with voices that spark resistance and inspire change. This year, we are showing up and showing out.

Fighting Words is where courage meets conversation. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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This Pride Month, we are not just celebrating. We're fighting back. I'm George M. Johnson, author of the most banned book in America. On my podcast, Fighting Words, I sit down with voices that spark resistance and inspire change. This year, we are showing up and showing out.

Fighting words is where courage meets conversation. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I mean, what better way to find out all of someone's awful opinions than putting them on a podcast?

Just give him a bowl of honeydew melon.

Cosmology here. So there have been both human beings from Earth who have ascended to Venus. And become Venusians, yes. But then there are also human beings on Earth who are reincarnated from native Venusians. Or are they the reincarnations of humans who ascended to Venus, became Venusian, and then reincarnated back into Earth?

Because is it a punishment if you get born back on Earth?

I was also thinking about that earlier today. Why?

I was going to ask. I was actually going to ask.

No, because you said the X is to honor Christ. And so usually guys that still believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, but are also alien guys, they think Jesus was an alien.

So Jesus chose to leave Venus and incarnate on Earth.

I'm up to speed. I'm on board.

Yeah.

It is. So it is. I-L-U-M-I-N-E. It can... It can be a literary way of saying to brighten something like illuminate, but also it can be to spiritually or intellectually enlighten.

Do you think the rare earth metals inside my iPhone count? Should I press that to my pineal gland?

It's a rocking motion. I didn't get any props. Should I have brought a prop to the part two?

I do love the undercurrent of like, well, he can't get better until he actually wants to because he's sick because he doesn't want it bad enough.

I feel like a lot of people who are selling you something dangerous will make a valid point about how everyone else who's doing that is pretty bad.

I'm selling you the good lead vitamins.

You have to replace the Phaetons with the Lifetrons.

Okay, I think this guy's fucking bullshitting us because he was like, oh, we want to share these secrets with everyone. They shouldn't even be secrets. We want to tell them to everyone. But you knew Jim was sick. You've been waiting for Jim to fucking die.

So you want to share it with everybody or not?

Lanzara is fucking gaslighting us.

You know those hemorrhoids are hurting.

Sophie, you need to positronically charge it with the crystals. Obviously, Sophie, keep up.

Oh, yes. Gotta charge your air.

Have you heard the conspiracy theory that they replaced the sun with a different weaker sun?

So I think that's what the problem is. Like, we're not consuming vital sun.

We got this like stupid fucked up sun.

Multi-purpose.

There are living things in that water. Water that's alive is not good for you.

But the crystals are alive. Yeah.

If I ever get to Venus, I'm going to be there fucking Socrates. They're going to kill me for being so annoying.

It's the Socrates of Venus.

It's a time I'm...

That's why dogs put their head out the window in the car.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, the best water has stuff wiggling in it.

The bubbles are alive.

Wait, my juice is alive.

You drink it and come out.

I'm fucking vital right now.

That's like good for you. I guess the thing that really hits, if you could do one thing that would hit all four of these to cure you forever so you could become Venusian and get all the Lifetrons is, you know, like when you put a watermelon in a stream to cool off, Yes. So it's a sunny day. You're outside. It's windy. So the air is very vital.

You put that melon in the water full of deer shit. So you definitely get giardia from eating it. And you'll live for fucking ever.

You're never going to die. You only eat melon and you have giardia.

Sorry I keep bringing up diarrhea.

Okay, this is actually very serious. We need to find out if Jim's okay.

He does make the molecules move around faster, right?

But if the Lifetrons are coming off at a steam, why don't you just huff it?

So they're anti-fluoride for sure.

I definitely don't look like I stayed up all night reading old Hungarian newspapers.

that all atoms are made of lifetrons, which descend from the thoughtrons.

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is the kind of cult where health is beauty, beauty is health, right? I feel like that's very much sort of baked into the vibe here. What is his name? Lanzara? If Lanzara is not sexy, I'm not taking fruit advice from him. You know what? I bet everyone on Venus looks like those hot Nazis from the Star Trek planet where- Oh, where they tried to kill Wesley.

Yeah, where you can't break the rules.

You know, what you're describing is what has happened to millions of young women on Instagram.

I don't know who or what Lee Pace is. I'm just talking about getting bad, bad health advice from a sexy person.

Anyway, I've Googled Lee Pace and it's not helping. He doesn't look familiar.

The TV show with Gillian Anderson?

All men look the same to me. I'm so sorry.

I'll send you some.

I started typing Lee Pace and Google asked me if I met Lenny Reif install. So like, just these are bad. These are bad on my computer. I can't.

Control and a plus. Yeah, you learned something today.

What are these outfits? What is this from?

Okay, yeah, I'll watch that for sure.

The best shit of his life.

So he knows he's unkillable now. He's too life chronic.

He's just in a Lifetronic mech suit. The Grim Reaper cannot touch him.

That's so troubling.

One of the P cancers.

Refreshing.

He had it coming. He had it coming.

Where was this estate sale?

Because the book he needed didn't exist. That's why he had to write it.

And you're like, that never happens to me. Mine doesn't ring.

Actually, that does happen to me.

Do you think the Venusians can leave voicemails? Maybe that's what the dreams are. Because I was going to ask, what's the difference between dream communication and telethon? Is this one easier? Maybe the dreams are the voicemails.

You're positing a universe in which even our ascended masters get stuck in traffic.

It's just LA. Everyone's eating at Erewhon. Mm-hmm.

The what?

Yeah.

I mean, what if that's I mean, the first river seems like it covers a lot of territory. What are the second two rivers?

Well, the first river cleansed the mind. The second river cleanses the colon.

I think that would really help. If the atoms are gunked up like the Lifetrons can't. They're not going to move around. The Lifetrons will stagnate.

Yeah, you need to re-stimulate the Lifetron receptors.

There's a guy in a booth watching the surveillance camera, and if you disappear from the footage, you know your vibrational frequency is too high.

And it's that the answers weren't in the fucking book.

But how are you going to get any Lifetrons that way?

Distilled water is the most dead water you can get.

I'm just saying if we're talking about like vital forces, distilled water is dead. Go to a river.

It's too vital. They would have vibrated too hard. The L.A.

Like dealer choice?

What fruit are you picking?

You can only eat so many of those.

Mangoes are really good choice.

It's a great thing. Eating fruit should not have this many steps. This sounds like some Venusian bullshit, honestly. Did this come to you in a dream? Did this come to you in a dream?

Oh, man. I learned a lot about how to heal myself with vibrations and fruit.

During our I guess we were gone for several days and or 10 minutes. I did discover that someone has made a LinkedIn page for Valiant Thor. I don't think he is still alive, but he does have a LinkedIn page that shows he still works at the Space Missile Defense Command.

I'm probably going to go eat some clementines because I buy them in a big bag from Costco. So if I don't eat them 15 at a time, they go bad. And then I feel bad. So I make myself feel bad by eating too many fruits.

That was before Andy Dick got caught hanging out with those neo-Nazis.

It's very vital.

I mean, I do like a raw meat, but under a very specific circumstance.

Oh, I don't eat fish. I'm afraid of the ocean. I'm talking about steak tartare.

Wow, true, just raw, raw and uncut.

Yeah, you can listen to Weird Little Guys every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts. It's fun, and it won't make you sad, probably. It will make you sad. It'll make you sad. But you'll like it.

Advisor to the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Yep. Yeah. He's the Space Missile Defense Command is part of the army. So he advises the Joint Chiefs of Staff. OK. Yeah.

He's at the table.

I love the rainbow.

I'm ready to get healed. I'm ready to get healed.

Reveal it to me.

He did kill Phil Hartman.

How is this Zillow ad helping me understand my lifetrons?

Is it possible that these guys just weren't getting enough fiber before, and that's why they feel better right away?

Like Salisbury steak and cigarettes. Like, he hasn't shit in days.

Doctors can't figure it out.

I mean, I don't know if you guys heard the news, but cat turd has a bowel impaction. So this is a very real problem facing America's men.

Actually, I need a step before that one. That can't be step one.

Where's my pituitary gland?

So I imagine he's like pressing a crystal to the front and back of his head.

Okay, this makes perfect sense to me. Go on.

Yeah, the number of words he's...

Right, they've moved beyond it. They've graduated from it.

Jim's obviously special, right? Because he's seen the crap. He is special. And that wasn't a coincidence.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back.

We are the greatest culture makers in world history. Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Knowing that she had six months to live, I was no longer pretending that this was my best friend.

Knowing that she had six months to live, I was no longer pretending that this was my best friend.

I'm ready to fight. Oh, this is fighting worse. Okay, I'll put the hammer back. Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back.

We are the greatest culture makers in world history. Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a bestselling author with the second most banned book in America. Now, more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back. And that's what we're doing on Fighting Words. We're not going to let anyone silence us.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a bestselling author with the second most banned book in America. Now, more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back. And that's what we're doing on Fighting Words. We're not going to let anyone silence us.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a bestselling author with the second most banned book in America. Now, more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back. And that's what we're doing on Fighting Words. We're not going to let anyone silence us.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back. And that's what we're doing on Fighting Words. We're not going to let anyone silence us.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Fighting Words with George M. Johnson. My book was read at a Senate Judiciary meeting.

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Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back.

Part of the power of Black queer creativity is the fact that we got us, you know? We are the greatest culture makers in world history.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a bestselling author with the second most banned book in America. Now, more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back. And that's what we're doing on Fighting Words. We're not going to let anyone silence us.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a bestselling author with the second most banned book in America. Now, more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back. And that's what we're doing on Fighting Words. We're not going to let anyone silence us.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm ready to fight. Oh, this is fighting worse. Okay, I'll put the hammer back. Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back.

We are the greatest culture makers in world history. Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back.

Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back.

We are the greatest culture makers in world history. Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.