George Santos

Fame makes you weird.

And the more famous you get, the weirder a lot of people get.

Yeah.

And according to Nicki Minaj's bombshell drop yesterday.

Nicki Minaj, pull up in the Mansa automobile gangsta with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka.

Yeah, I'm gonna take a color with Lee Wonka.

So, I mean, and then she starts and drops this.

Your favorite artists have been practicing rituals in the satanic cult where they take babies from other countries and mutilate and kill them as a form of blood sacrifice to their god.

Now, what God that is, only God knows.

You see, when your master is Satan, you must constantly shed blood.

However, the jig is up.

I mean, what?

Yeah, I know, based.

What's the source?

Nicki Minaj.

She just said it.

Well, to defend her, though, I mean, Sandra Bullock admitted this years ago on The Ellen Show that they would take the foreskins of Asian babies and literally thread it into their faces.

That's why Sandra Bullock looks the same.

That's why all the actresses, they don't age because of this.

Oh, my gosh.