George Santos

This is not an indictment, by the way, on the BOP.

This is an indictment on a derelict and duty administrator who has no business doing her job.

This is a female warden.

Female warden, Lynn Kelly, who runs the prison.

absolutely unqualified for the job.

I mean, and I say that with confidence.

She can sue me.

I'd love to go to a deposition for calling her unqualified.

When you run a facility where the bathroom has outbreaks of ringworms and listeria, when you run a facility that you're serving inmates expired food as far back as a year, chicken patties that had been frozen but expired in 2024 were still being served to inmates in 2025.

No, no, no.

I thought I was in a Mexican prison.

This is the United States.

This is the United States.

But I felt like I was in a Mexican prison because everything, by the way, fun, fun story.

Beef taco, beef taco salad, chicken taco, chicken taco salad, beef fajita, chicken fajita are all on the menu on a constant rotation to the point you're just like, I don't want to see another tortilla or tortilla chip in my face.

So this is, this is the facility I was in, you know, canned goods that were expired and

I would go to the officer in charge of the kitchen because I obviously got involved with the kitchen right away.

Natural fit, like cooking, like entertaining.

I said, I'll go cook for these people.

This is exciting.