George Santos

I mean, their gifts were gold bars.

I mean, my joke was always the same.

I'm in prison.

I didn't even get a gold bar.

I believe one is serving a seven-year term and the other one's serving a nine-year term.

But again, remember what those charges were, right?

Foreign allegation issues.

I mean, the book, Gold Bar Bob, that came out just a couple of days before I came out of prison is a wild read.

I mean, I had it ordered and sent to me because I just needed to read it.

The stories in there are absolutely fascinating.

And I'm sitting here reading this and looking at these two characters.

I'm like, that man did not do all this.

There's no way.

He's too dopey to do all of this.

It's just crazy to me.

But yeah, it was an enlightening group of people.

Who else did you meet?

I reconnected with a former campaign staffer of mine who ended up going to prison for something completely unrelated to me.

But in the nature of what I believe the Merrick Garland DOJ did was he refused to play the narrative of bashing me and cooperating against me because he had really nothing to say.

So in lieu of that, they got him on a technicality on some paperwork and they threw him in prison for a year and a day.