George Santos

I've been a fan for a long time, and now I'm sitting at this table in this room.

So cool.

I can't believe you brought George.

You ruined the experience for me.

Oh, shut up.

But other than that, I've had a fantastic time.

Thank you so much for having me.

This is an honor.

Thanks for coming, man.

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I've watched some, well, I've seen that we have a few edits in the pipe.

What's up, everybody?

This is George Santos filling in for Tim Pool, and this is Timcast IRL.

And today we're going to be talking about some crazy shit going on out there.

Let's start with Bill Melusian reporting for Fox News that in New Orleans, ICE has arrested a Cameroon national

who was here illegally with active removals proceedings and was deputized and given a gun and turned into a full-blown police officer as a recruit.

And then we're moving on to Mondami and New York's shit creeks disaster.

Like mounds of...