George W. Bush

There aren't that many solutions that address the gigantic amount of carbon that could be released in the form of methane from the Arctic. We're concerned about both Keeping that carbon in the ground frozen, which means it would be nice to have cold-resistant elephants stomp down the snow and allow the minus 40 winter wind to come in and cool down the permafrost and knock down the trees.

There aren't that many solutions that address the gigantic amount of carbon that could be released in the form of methane from the Arctic. We're concerned about both Keeping that carbon in the ground frozen, which means it would be nice to have cold-resistant elephants stomp down the snow and allow the minus 40 winter wind to come in and cool down the permafrost and knock down the trees.

And elephants are one of the few animals in the world that will knock down trees. Got it. They love knocking down trees.

And elephants are one of the few animals in the world that will knock down trees. Got it. They love knocking down trees.

And restoring the grasslands and the vibrant ecosystem that came along with them.

And restoring the grasslands and the vibrant ecosystem that came along with them.

Oh, right. Kleenex. Kleenex.

Oh, right. Kleenex. Kleenex.

The woolly mammoth and the Asian elephant are very closely related. We can engineer them to be compatible with genetic engineering tools.

The woolly mammoth and the Asian elephant are very closely related. We can engineer them to be compatible with genetic engineering tools.

We could show you some elephant cells.

We could show you some elephant cells.

These are very precious cells that took us years to develop. Wow, interesting.

These are very precious cells that took us years to develop. Wow, interesting.

Well, the cells could conceivably contribute to changing the genome of an elephant.

Well, the cells could conceivably contribute to changing the genome of an elephant.

Good morning. As all Americans know, recent weeks have brought a second wave of terrorist attacks upon our country. Deadly anthrax spores sent through the U.S. mail.

Good morning. As all Americans know, recent weeks have brought a second wave of terrorist attacks upon our country. Deadly anthrax spores sent through the U.S. mail.

You know, quit sending in sophisticated equipment that's killing our citizens. Stop exporting terror. The international community is serious about continuing to isolate Iran.

You know, quit sending in sophisticated equipment that's killing our citizens. Stop exporting terror. The international community is serious about continuing to isolate Iran.