Georgia Hardstark

Death and that snitches get stitches. Yeah. To this day, I get super stressed when going through customs since my parents absolutely forbade us from talking to any customs agent, a six-year-old and an eight-year-old.

Yes. The stakes go wildly high. Yeah. So our parents absolutely forbade us from talking to any customs agent when trying to leave Belize. Yes. I also refused to swim in the ocean for the next couple of years because although my mom had said the man had probably passed away from a heart attack, six-year-old me knew deep down that it was sharks that had gotten him.

Yes. The stakes go wildly high. Yeah. So our parents absolutely forbade us from talking to any customs agent when trying to leave Belize. Yes. I also refused to swim in the ocean for the next couple of years because although my mom had said the man had probably passed away from a heart attack, six-year-old me knew deep down that it was sharks that had gotten him.

Sure, sharks or a giant clam that opened and enclosed. You know, that's always... Snap. That was my big concern. Really? When I was young. A giant clam. I saw it in some... Weird 70s children's thing where it's like a real life swimmer and a real sized up clam. I can picture it. Yeah. Well, my mom has taken my brothers and I on lots of sketchy vacations since then.

Sure, sharks or a giant clam that opened and enclosed. You know, that's always... Snap. That was my big concern. Really? When I was young. A giant clam. I saw it in some... Weird 70s children's thing where it's like a real life swimmer and a real sized up clam. I can picture it. Yeah. Well, my mom has taken my brothers and I on lots of sketchy vacations since then.

Most involved her flying us across the Atlantic Ocean by herself to stay for months at a time with strangers she met on the Internet. What? And then in parentheses it says, my mom is not a murder, you know. And then it says that was probably one of the most memorable. Oh, basically. So aside from that, that was probably one of the most memorable trips we've been on.

Most involved her flying us across the Atlantic Ocean by herself to stay for months at a time with strangers she met on the Internet. What? And then in parentheses it says, my mom is not a murder, you know. And then it says that was probably one of the most memorable. Oh, basically. So aside from that, that was probably one of the most memorable trips we've been on.

Thanks for making this great podcast and giving me something to do instead of studying for my college finals. Oh, no. And then it says you've definitely knocked my GPA down a point or two, to which I will say you've definitely knocked your GPA down a point or two. Hit stop. It's not that good.

Thanks for making this great podcast and giving me something to do instead of studying for my college finals. Oh, no. And then it says you've definitely knocked my GPA down a point or two, to which I will say you've definitely knocked your GPA down a point or two. Hit stop. It's not that good.

Yes.

Yes.

Which is fun. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I feel like the file folder just opened and it was that one where the girl got the kit of like sparkle of glitter. No, it was balloon animals. Fucking balloon animals. Wasn't there a sparkle one, too, where it was just like sparkles?

Which is fun. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I feel like the file folder just opened and it was that one where the girl got the kit of like sparkle of glitter. No, it was balloon animals. Fucking balloon animals. Wasn't there a sparkle one, too, where it was just like sparkles?

Anyway. Yes. Balloon animals was recent.

Anyway. Yes. Balloon animals was recent.

The noise was there and that's all that matters. Exactly.

The noise was there and that's all that matters. Exactly.

I really like that. Isn't that lovely? Also, it's just, like, so funny for kids these days where, like, literally you cannot be near peanuts. And, like, the peanut allergy thing that came up, which is important and good. I'm not trying to be one of those people who's like, nobody was allergic to peanuts before. Right. I love when comics make those generalizations. I'm like, my God.

I really like that. Isn't that lovely? Also, it's just, like, so funny for kids these days where, like, literally you cannot be near peanuts. And, like, the peanut allergy thing that came up, which is important and good. I'm not trying to be one of those people who's like, nobody was allergic to peanuts before. Right. I love when comics make those generalizations. I'm like, my God.

My next door neighbor who I was just talking about, he had such a bad peanut allergy. Like he had to have an EpiPen at all times or his throat would close and he would die.