Georgia Hardstark

Freestyle on. Yeah. Yeah. On Half Dome or whatever.

Shit, I know. I mean, there is a lot of risk.

Shit, I know. I mean, there is a lot of risk.

But so much reward. Like this story.

But so much reward. Like this story.

Okay, go. I was nervous to crack climb, but he convinced me to try it out because one particular climbing route was just too fun, too incredible to pass up. He kept saying that the last pitch, and then in parentheses it says a portion of the climb, was the money pitch because it was so great.

Okay, go. I was nervous to crack climb, but he convinced me to try it out because one particular climbing route was just too fun, too incredible to pass up. He kept saying that the last pitch, and then in parentheses it says a portion of the climb, was the money pitch because it was so great.

He wouldn't stop saying the money pitch, so I wouldn't stop making fun of him while we climbed because who describes things as money anymore? Well, lo and behold, to both of our shock, when we got to the top of the climb, over 100 feet off the ground, we discovered, tucked right into the crack on this rock, a $20 bill. Oh! the money. I guess it was the money pitch. Yep. Oh my God.

He wouldn't stop saying the money pitch, so I wouldn't stop making fun of him while we climbed because who describes things as money anymore? Well, lo and behold, to both of our shock, when we got to the top of the climb, over 100 feet off the ground, we discovered, tucked right into the crack on this rock, a $20 bill. Oh! the money. I guess it was the money pitch. Yep. Oh my God.

And then it just says stay sexy and pay it forward. So maybe one day the $20 you hide somewhere will end up as a story on MFM Grace.

And then it just says stay sexy and pay it forward. So maybe one day the $20 you hide somewhere will end up as a story on MFM Grace.

In a weird spot.

In a weird spot.

Yeah. If you could hide $20 on a playground.

Yeah. If you could hide $20 on a playground.

Right? Wait, there's a PS on this. It says, Hello, Catherine Elizabeth, my best friend slash sister I never had who introduced me to MFM during the pits of 2020. Aw.

Right? Wait, there's a PS on this. It says, Hello, Catherine Elizabeth, my best friend slash sister I never had who introduced me to MFM during the pits of 2020. Aw.

Yeah, I bet. But that idea, it's like, well, at least maybe the trauma of that would be lessened by just having other kids with you.

Yeah, I bet. But that idea, it's like, well, at least maybe the trauma of that would be lessened by just having other kids with you.

Holy shit. You got to look up local kidnappings from that, like from that area and that time because... That guy was such a psycho that he, he already had a kid and he was getting another kid. Like what in the living fuck are we talking about?