Gerard

The reviews weren't great.

The age was pretty harsh on all things centenary.

Rowan Conley, who, no shocks that Rowan Conley would dislike this.

Rowan and I's musical tastes do cross over.

Rock and roll might have given Kevin Johnson some of the best years of his life, but his reworked lyrics are about as hoary as his 71 version.

And frankly, guys, daggy.

That's about the last thing football can afford to be on the market.

It needs to foster like no other.

The youth of today, in turn, the players of tomorrow.

So that was Rowan's take on it.

Even Jake Nile got in on it.

Oh, good on you, Jake.

When does, about something else, when does footy lose its soul?

When the grand final is played at night in Sydney, when two Melbourne clubs merge and or disappear, when Kevin Johnson composes a new version of the Richmond theme song.

So, and then Patrick, Patrick Smith, which is probably takes the cake, this one.

The context of this is there's been a leak in AFL House to media, and he does this long article about how Ross the boss is interrogating people.

And through this, he comes to this part.

Then the boss continued.

Listen, fella, you're going to tell us which heretic in your club leaked this information.

We don't care how long it takes.