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Katsotaanpa videot. Ensimmäisenä on Adam Curla Show 7.15, jossa on Bobby Collins, Alison Rosen ja Brian Bishop 2011.

Yes, Brian. I stopped at a red light today and I saw a guy using a leaf blower. Maybe the lawn was a little damp from sprinklers or whatever. He sort of futilely leaf blowing a bunch of fallen leaves off of the lawn. He wasn't really doing much. I'm thinking, wouldn't it be just as fast, if not faster, just a little rake? Yes. Like just as fast. Obviously a little more effort. You can't just stand there and swing your arm. But just as fast. It's their sword. Go ahead, Allison. Read that.

The News with Alison Rosen.

Täällä on hollywoodin versio, ajattelin sitä. Muistatko, että Drew teki se narsisisti-tutkimus kaiken kaverien kanssa, jotka tuli loppupuolelle vuodeksi? Narsisismi ja kaverit, ja hän löysi, että kaverit olivat suurimmat narsisistit. Koska he olivat yleisiä ihmisiä, joilla oli suuri suuri suuri suuri suuri suuri suuri suuri suuri suuri

Ei, en ollut. Brian, mutta sinulla on. Haluat tweetittää nyt! Tweetin live-kirjasta, mutta en koskaan nähnyt peliä tai muuta. En näe paljon peliä. Isäni tweetitsee konsertteja. Se on koko ajan. Onko sinun pitävä pysyä elämääsi musiikkiaan? Se tuntuu, että sinun pitäisi pysyä elämääsi musiikkiaan. Se tuntuu, että sinun pitäisi pysyä elämääsi musiikkiaan.

Open the door for you. Yeah, packages, you come in with your clothes, you know, your dry cleaning, they grab the stuff for you, they get the elevator, they'll grab your mail, you know, they're good. It's just service. You're upstairs, banging your gumma. Right. Your wife comes in, hey, how's it going? What's the rush? What's the rush? How about we sit down and play a little Connect 4? It's a nice day.

Se on niin hauska, että Christopher Titus on täällä. Hän on käynyt studioissa aikaisemmin ja hän on sanonut, että hei kaveri, miten menee? Ja hän on sanonut, että mitä monet ihmiset sanovat, että oletko sinä selvissä, oletko sinä hyvä? Ja niin monet ihmiset sanovat minulle live-shows. Ja se on todella hyvin suunniteltu, koska minä kuuntelen niin paljon paremmin kuin minä olisin. Minä olen menossa niin paljon paremmin, mutta toivottavasti en koskaan koskaan ole kertoisin. Minä en koskaan ole todellinen tai mitä tahansa.

At least keeping it from growing, the tumor that is. The tumor is under control. I get scans every three months. And I'm down to once a month on my infusions, which is great news. It's much improved. Thank you to everyone who asked. I very much appreciate it.

Ja Drew on yliopistossa. Sehän on se, mitä se on myös, Adam. Se on aina sinun ajatus, että A's ovat maailmanlaajuisissa statistikoissa. Minusta, kun Drew ja Bruce ja kaverit, jotka eivät osallistu tähän asiaan, kuulevat statistikoita, he kuulevat yliopistosta. He kuulevat, että minä olen yliopistossa 65-vuotias, 75-vuotias henki tai nainen, joka elää

She'll read some news from her iPad, sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. It's Allison, Allison. And when it's time to wrap it up, she'll sign it off with zippy cut. It's Allison, Allison. On Saturday night at the debate in Des Moines, Mitt Romney offered to bet Rick Perry $10,000 that he was wrong about Romney flip-flopping on something. And we have the video.

Yeah, uncomfortable. I'm just saying, you were for individual mandates, my friend. You know what, you've raised that before, Rick. It was true then. It's true now. Rick, I'll tell you what. Ten thousand bucks? Ten thousand dollar bet? I'm not in the betting business, but I'll show you this. I'll show you the book. I've got the book. And we'll show it to you.

And if it's not them, it's just their dad who had nothing. I agree with you. It's barely one person, one generation removed. But in terms of political candidates, like, and this just seems like the perception to me, like they're all, I think the perception is they're blue bloods and they were born into it and they didn't work for the money. You know what I mean? I mean, they watch, they're smart and they work hard and blah, blah, blah. But it's more, if you're born into a wealthy lifestyle, maybe you don't have the perspective, you know what I mean, that someone who worked for it started rags to riches type thing.

podcast.com titus uh ran into a little controversy i guess last time i think you're on stage with us over i was there when i crack off a joke and like the next thing i know bill o'reilly's calling me a pinhead on television did you know that it actually made it made television what was the joke you said they played the member they remember the brain fart that sarah palin had the one about paul revere

Yes. He's shooting the guns and ringing the bells and he warned the British that the British were coming. And my seven-year-old goes, Dad, that's not what happened. And I said, so you guys played it, you played it. And when I came back, I said, man, if she's elected president, I'm reserving a spot on the grassy knoll. That was pretty much it. Audience laughs, move on. The next day the Fox blog picks it up. The headline is, Christopher Titus threatens to assassinate Sarah Palin.

Olenko minä rasismi? Ei, olen rasismi.

jotta Tracy Morgan ei itke. Hän on ihan hauska, mutta ihmiset käyvät sinne. En ymmärrä, että ihmiset pysyvät komikkoihin. Jos Bill Cosby tappaa, jos Cosby tappaa taustalla ja sanoo, että uskon, että juutalaiset pitäisi tappaa, niin minä olen tässä. Minä olen tässä. Minä olen tässä. Minä olen tässä. Minä olen tässä. Minä olen tässä. Minä olen tässä.

Big laugh! Oh, big laugh, sorry! It's for my country, it's for my country. If I'm going to sacrifice myself, it's for my country. And let's be clear, let's be factual. The Warren Commission proved that nobody was shot from the grass, you know. It was shot by a lone gunman from the book depository that went down the street, made a hard right and shot the president. So all I was really saying was I was going to sit on the grass and all and watch the new retarded president drive by. That's all I was really saying. And this guy's, and by the way, that Bill O'Reilly would take a comedian's seat.

Tämä kaveri ei voi edes ymmärtää, että Lincoln-kirjassa on 14 todellisia eroja. Fordin teatteri ei edes tarjoa kirjaa, ja heillä on Lincoln-kirjoja, ja he eivät laittaa kirjaa. Eli, you know, Bill O'Reilly, whatever. Oh, here's the thing. On TV, by the way, if you play that further, Bill O'Reilly actually says, we'd like to have him come on and talk about it if you'd like to. So I instantly called him. We called him, and you know what he said? Wait a minute, let's hear it.

Dear Bill, we will be awarding some reference of course to the assassination of President Kennedy. Mr. Titus is a pinhead. He has issued an apology, but come on. On a patriot front yesterday I received this letter from the director of the Fisher House. My apology was to the Kennedys. I apologize for 40 years of grassy knoll joking.