Girthmaster
Appearances
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Like I reckon there was maybe an inch left.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I mean, I guess she must be known for it. She's talented at it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
You've got to cue the Casey Chambers music here. Like, oh, I'll never be deep throated. Having a big dick is so hard.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
The world's smallest violin for me right now. Oh, man.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
It's a very small price to pay for having a giant dick.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I was saying this to Ari the other day. I was like, I love that. Like we were out like me, you and Kayla were walking around the middle of Brisbane and everybody that saw us was so happy and excited.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
oh my god like you actually follow me like my content like that's amazing the peace of mind that comes with knowing that like everyone that sees me is like happy to see me yeah there's no i haven't there's no negative that neither of us than anything that people are going to judge us for and no unless they have their own personal issues but that's their problem
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I'm already stressed. Like, Oh my God, what if they don't like me? But like, if they had a justified reason to not like me, that'd be even worse.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, the people in the office, like, the ladies would chat, like, oh, I'm sick of this job. I'm going to sell feet pics. And I'm sitting there, like, making a living off OnlyFans, like, if you all knew how hard it was. Oh. So yeah, then you came around that first time.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, I've been manifesting that since I was like 15 or younger.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, it's such a surreal feeling. Like literally there's this Kanye West song called Hey Mama and there's a lyric where he's like, you know, and when you're older, you haven't got to work anymore because I'm going to buy you that mansion we couldn't afford. And when I heard that, I was like a kid and I was like, one day.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Because we grew up like so poor, like Centrelink and everything. And then just like somehow trying to imagine the day would come where I do that. And now it's actually arrived. You know, it's a surreal feeling. And like mum loves the house. I get the keys in a couple of weeks. I'm stoked.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
and now like did you tell her like you're gonna do it or was it like a slow lead up or were you just like I kind of had to because originally I wanted to keep it a surprise and like buy her a house and one day just be like guess what mom like yeah it's not that easy though is it these keys are yours like here's this giant for sale sign it's your house yeah but I got a lot of publicity about this time last year and I got in
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
like a bunch of publications, one of which was Rolling Stone. And in the interview, I mentioned Buying Mama House. And getting in Rolling Stone, like it wasn't just like a little, you know, three question interview. It was like they wrote like a feature article on me, which is really cool. So I was so proud of it. I wanted to show mom. I hadn't told her my username at that point either.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
No, like the family all knew what I did.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, it's one thing to tell your mum you do porn. It's another to say, and my name is Girthmaster. I'm known worldwide as Girthmaster.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
A couple of half-brothers and they like to brag. Damn. But they're also married.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I get asked all the time. It sounds weird, but like. When I told my, I say half-brother, when I told him about it, He's like one of the first things he said was like, yeah, I could have done that back in the day. Like of course.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Like that would be insane. Well, we all look pretty similar. We're all tall guys.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
The crew of us walking around will get some looks. But yeah, so I got in Rolling Stone and in the interview I'd mentioned wanting to buy mum a house. So I was in this dilemma of like do I tell mum I'm in Rolling Stone? Because I'm giving her updates. I'm like – Mom, there's this big name. Her name's, like, Angela White. I just filmed with her. We give her updates while I'm shooting and stuff.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, like within like an hour of meeting.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
You know, I just had a big win in the career. And then I got in Rolling Stone and I was like, I really want to tell Mom, but then she's going to find out that I'm planning to surprise her with a house. But in the end I decided to and also had to tell her I'm a girth master.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Getting in Rolling Stone is huge. So I was like, I told her and she loved it. And it kind of helped as well because, like, I needed her input on the house to buy. Totally.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
That's like the best thing about getting these legacy media things. I got Rolling Stone, Weekend Australia and a few other big things. Some other big things coming out that I can't talk about yet. I've told you though. I know. There's something big on the horizon. A little first for an Australian sex worker which is pretty cool.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I can't wait for it to come out. I wish I could talk about it here. But stay tuned.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
But, yeah, so it is really good. And even, like, when I got in the Weekend Australian, I hadn't told my grandma what I did yet. She was the last one to, like, everyone else in the family knew. And she's a clever cookie. She knew something was happening. She didn't know what. But she knows that I'm not traveling the world.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I remember when you messaged, I'd like seen your page and I'm like, just an impossibly hot Gold Coast girl, like no chance. And then you DM me one day like, or maybe I DMed you like, hey, would you be interested in shooting? And then, yeah, it was like you turned the corner and I was just like, Jesus Christ. She's real.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, and she lives in a small town where there's, like, a butcher, a baker, a post office, and a grocery store.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, so trying to – obviously I haven't given her like all the gritty details, but she knows I'm an adult entertainer, makes porn, that kind of thing. Because my mom showed her the Weekend Australian article. She called me. She's like, oh, I'm so proud of that article. I showed it to grandma. If you don't mind.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
It took me like three months to even speak to grandma. I was like, oh, God.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I mean she's a lovely woman, open-minded. She's a great person. So I knew it wouldn't be a huge issue. It was just more –
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Twitter's the one place you don't want your family to look. Like other than OnlyFans, obviously, don't look at Twitter. You can look at Instagram. TikTok's okay. Beyond that, stay off the internet.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah. It's hectic. It's goon central.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
X is now called. It's goon central.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Check the DMs. Like, Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah. That's why I don't look at DMs.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I got one a couple of days ago. I got a DM and this is legitimate. I checked the chick's profile out. It's legit. I got a DM saying, would you ever do mummy and daughter? We are serious.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I'm like, surely this is fake. Went to the page. It's a real like local girl.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Like 20? Yeah, yeah. And maybe her mom was – I told my friend about it and he's like, you should reply and say, which one of you is the mom? Neither of you look a day over 18. Oh. I wanted to say that so bad because that would have been the funniest possible reply. Dude. No, I left it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Seemed to be. And it was sent at like 7 p.m. Not like a 2 a.m. drunken chat. It was like 7, 18 p.m. Do you want to have sex with me and my mom together?
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
That's too comfortable with your parents.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Maybe an unpopular opinion, controversial take, but you shouldn't have sex with your parents and someone else.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Let's stay away from incest. I could not believe it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
No, I didn't reply. I'll show you the DM. I didn't reply.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Imagine that story time though. Like me and my mom.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, people are wild out there. I've had, I mean, I get so many crazy DMs and requests and like.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
It was meant to last two weeks and I was thinking of.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy?
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Do your homework, watch Taken, show your location. Yeah, yeah. Get a copy of your passport. Like, you know, don't let go of your passport.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
No, no, but it sounds like a Call of Duty lobby username. Yeah. It was meant to last two weeks. And I was thinking of like the KitchenAid Mixmaster at the time because it was just like on my brain for some reason.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I mean who knows what's going to happen to be fair. Like anything could happen in that kind of situation. I mean I know you. I know you're a strong woman. You can like handle situations you get into for sure.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I wanted to go. I wanted to go so bad.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
What was I doing? I think I was overseas at the time.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah. And I was like, fuck. That's the worst thing about life being so busy these days. Like I love life being busy, like a chaotic, busy life. It's all good. I love it. But spur of the moment things are hard.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Definitely. You have to have your priorities right, for sure. It's so important. Because otherwise, like, you can get swept up in that, like...
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
you know like the fancy life and celebrities and all that stuff is so easy to get caught up in and then you take a step back and you're like oh shit you know i haven't spoken to my family like a week like you know you feel bad about that and i think that's what's um so great about you as well like you've always stayed like super frugal like the money's never got like to either of our heads really like it hasn't changed us you can call me tired i won't have my feelings
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And then like literally I thought I had two weeks in hotel quarantine. I thought I'd delete my page after I left. And then I just kept it and kept posting little pictures here and there. And the amount of times I thought of changing my name, but now I'm so glad I kept it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, 100%. And like I reached a certain point in my savings where I'm like very, very comfortable now and I'm like pressure's definitely off. Yes, me too. Which is such a nice feeling.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Because I remember even when I was younger, like I got a $10,000 loan for a car and you have that hanging over your head forever. And the feeling of financial freedom I had when I paid it off, it was like... My money's mine again.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Whatever I want to do, I can blow overseas for a few months and just relax and not be stressed. That was so amazing. And then I got older, got in some debt again, managed to pay that off. And that feeling of financial freedom is just like... That's got to be what I'm most grateful for. Totally. The fact that I've just...
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
The lifestyle that I live has let me be completely free and I only do things that I genuinely want to do these days.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Like, I wouldn't have that if I was... You can be a good mom and hang around and... I saw one comment and this guy was like... Oh, my God. This comment got me so mad. Literally, she abandoned her kids so she can travel the world doing... I'm like...
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
As if you're an absent mom because you make TikTok videos. Yeah. What on earth do people think? It's crazy. And to not know someone at all and just assume that about them and then also broadcast your unsolicited opinion on a TikTok video.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
100%. And it's one of those things that you just – to be putting yourself on the internet, you have to have that confidence in yourself of like people don't need to like me or understand me.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I got some really good advice that last year when it went super viral and Rolling Stone and Cardi B and whatever – And Owen Gray reached out to me with a message. It was really, really nice. Everyone's being really nice and everyone in the industry was happy for me. But it was stressful being perceived by literally 400 million people in the space of two days. It was a stressful time.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And Owen Gray reached out with a message to say, hey man, you're going through in one week the amount of attention that has taken most of its years to go through. Only pay attention to what's being said by the people that know you.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And I got that and I was just like, I could breathe again. I was like, oh, that's so true.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
The people that know me are all saying good things. To be fair, everybody was saying good things, but it's just the amount of things that people were saying about me and like...
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
monitoring chats about me and stuff like that like you of course you shouldn't look yourself up when you're going viral because it's always it's a cesspool of opinions but yeah you know when people are saying nice things you want to be aware of it if there's anything bad there you want to like be aware of that too it's impossible to not look yourself up in those situations exactly but it just shows like how much of a scale you've grown because i feel like the people who
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
aren't really nobody's like they're not going to get the hate it's the people that are big that are going to get you know people not liking them and like different opinions and like because you're just so much more well-known yeah and like I know who I am inside I've got my own intrinsic values I know what I stand for so when people say things that I know aren't true like you and people are like she doesn't have custody of their kids yeah
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
You know that's not true. So it's kind of just like it gets easier to brush off but it's so important to like you haven't got to fight every single battle. It's just knowing yourself, knowing what matters.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
The amount of media attention I've gotten off just the name alone.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And hopefully being able to disregard the unsolicited opinions.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
People have these hot takes. And I love the one when people are like, if I was them, I would have done this. I wouldn't do that. Like you have no idea what it's like to be in someone's shoes unless you've been there.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And that goes for any circumstance, but especially in this context we're talking about, it's like you don't understand what it's like to be in that person's position.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
So when it comes to, I don't know, people judging us for things we do and say and whatever, and their hot take on us and our personalities, it's like... Oh, man. I'm glad that I made most of my mistakes in life when I was younger. I started the industry at 28.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I've heard like big names in the industry that I've shot with and they're like, yeah, I heard the name Girthmaster. So I like, their first thought is like, I got to check this guy out. And they see and they're like, oh my God, I got to shoot with this guy.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I'd been to work Christmas parties with open bars and made a fool of myself there. So when I go to like an industry event with an open bar, I know to limit myself.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
So I'm glad most of my mistakes happened off the internet. I feel for the people that are young and like – They don't know any better in life. This is their first time being exposed to anything like this and they go off the rails and don't know how to behave.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
It's hard to complain about too because it is nearly nothing but positives. It's such a charmed life. The complaints are really just minor little things. On the whole, it's – I don't know. I wake up every day feeling lucky.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Well, you can leave that in if you want.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
We can tell that story because that's pretty funny.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, because we'd shot and I was like, oh my God, this is amazing. And then you mentioned that Sexpo was on that night.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, and I had no plans to go because I didn't show my face. So I'm like, why would I go when no one knows who I am?
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And yeah, I went along, like met a few faces in the industry and like I was nervous too. First time I'd met anybody else, like besides shooting in the industry.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Everyone's going home. Me and you wanted to keep the night going.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
We wanted to dance. We went into retros and I'm like... And I love retros.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
My jam. We might get banned after talking about this though. And I was trying to like politely like push through to the dance floor. Like I'm tall. I'm trying to just like get a little space.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
You got no patience for that. You literally just... You grabbed my arms, turned around so you're facing the middle of the crowd and like threw yourself into it to get in the middle of the dance floor.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And then just went for gold, straight up shoved your hand.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And then to add to that, you pulled your hand out of my pants. licked the whole thing and then shoved it back in.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
There's a perfectly good alleyway somewhere we can do this in.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I've said that, like, so many times.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
It's like people – I feel like I have, like, sisters in the industry that I'm, like, good friends with. Yeah. And I say that to people and they're like – didn't you have sex with them? And I'm like, well, well.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, 100%. And it's so good having someone to just like in, like we're in each other's corners and we're just like anything going on.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
What should I do? What do you think of this? What's your take on it?
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah. That are on your side. It's been really good.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
You're like a sister in the least incestuous way. Yeah.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And the comment sections are always like, I ship you two, you should date.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, we have four movies and like three live streams together.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
The popping balloons and everything.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Logistical nightmare trying to like keep my head angled out of two cameras. But we made it work somehow.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, literally. We didn't have a social media following when we started. We started out doing porn essentially and built it up to where it is.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I've been lucky enough. I've been in it for like three years now. I've shot with every big name that I wanted to shoot with really.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I hope no one can hear it right now. How crazy that we're here with a podcast now. Like you have a podcast. Never thought.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, I could like retire happy right now. Like my number one was Angela White. She's Australian. She's iconic.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I remember that first time we met, first time we met at Sexpo, I was talking about like I'd love to shoot with Angela White one day. Two and a half years later.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
The performance aspect is like crucial for men. Like it's, Maybe a controversial take. I've heard it like a lot though. The men have like the more difficult job in terms of like the shooting of the video. Because they have like, there's the pressure on both the performers, but the guy has the pressure and he has to get it up, keep it up and be able to pop.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And in like mainstream studio shoots, if they don't pop, they're like no pop, no pay. So there's a lot of pressure.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
That's the point. Like the guy getting his dick hard is where the rubber meets the road in a shoot. And if that doesn't happen, it doesn't matter the promotion that goes into it, the hair, the makeup, everything. That's like the sticking point. And like the females have a hard job too, don't get me wrong. Like the performance they have to put in, doing a lot of the work and everything.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
It's hard on both people, but that tends to be, I think that's the big reason why, a big reason why there's not as many guys in the industry. Because like any female really can shoot content there's a market for a lot of different types of women. For guys, you've got to be at least average size dick and that rules out half the population.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
You need to be able to get it up, keep it up, pop when you want, under pressure in front of people, cameras, whatever, in front of insanely attractive women, which is not easy for a lot of people. So there's so many things that rule out such a huge population of the guys and what's left, guys with big dicks, they also need to be able to navigate running their own business and
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
pretty new should we talk on where we started yeah like i remember like when i knew you you were like in a schema still yeah i've never showed my face you didn't show your faceless yeah and i wanted to avoid the whole like ski mask thing because to me like ski mask something about it so i just cropped my face off so we met you'd never seen my face
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
interpersonal relationships and everything like that.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
You know what I mean? Like there's a new guy in the industry. I'm like keeping half an eye on them and they'll shoot with a girl I know. So I asked her like, Oh, how did the shoot go? And they're like, We got like four minutes of footage. The rest was like dark or out of focus or like bad angles, just a view of his butt. I'm like... Oh, man.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Like your job is to get good footage of the person you're shooting with.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Different strokes for different folks. But if you can see both of my butt cheeks in my shot, it's not the angle that I want. That's one of my rules. Like if I look at the camera, like the screen on the camera, and I can see both butt cheeks, I change the camera angle.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Unless that's the focus. That's true. That's true.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
My demographics changed so much since I started. Because when I started, I was making like, I didn't show my face. There was a lot of POV, focus on the dick, male gave porn, I guess. Yeah. Because I just wasn't showing my face. Then I did the face reveal, got more comfortable. I got a lot of good feedback, which was really nice.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
That was so cool with Kazumi and Dredd in the picture. Yes. But yeah, so I got a lot of good feedback on like my appearance, I guess, which boosted the confidence a lot. And then as I started marketing more using TikTok and Instagram and showing my face, the female followers really came in. And now I'd say it's probably changed from 90% men to a majority women. Yeah. Maybe 60% female followers.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah. A lot of women have come to my page. And that kind of tracks in like the style of content that I make is much more like, I don't know, like a gender neutral gaze, I guess. Yeah. Like the action and focus is still on the genitals, but like my face and their faces in the background more and things like that.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
It's been such like a fun journey as well. And like developing a style of content. Cause when you start, you're looking at like the people you're familiar with, like dread. And for me, it was dreaded Mike Adriano, people like that. I was like, ...almost emulating their style a bit.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And then as time's gone on I've kind of... ...come into my own and get camera angles that I like... ...that work for me, that my audience likes... ...that I get good feedback on from the people I'm shooting with... ...and roll with that.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, you kind of need that to distinguish yourself.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Speaking of dread, you climbed that mountain.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
That was wild because I spoke to you immediately after you did it on the phone and you were like, it was like an ultramarathon runner that had just finished the race. You were like, oh my God, it was amazing. I don't know how I did it. I did 40 minutes of anal with dread. Yeah. You couldn't even breathe.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Probably helped me a fair bit, if we're being honest.
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Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And then the next day I spoke to you again on the phone and you were just being like, through a boxing match, you were like, oh my God, I cancelled all my shoots today. The adrenaline had gone. It's so sore.
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Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I'd say it's like, if not as thick as mine, maybe a little thicker and longer.
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Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Maybe it was also a mental thing. Yeah, maybe. Dredd loves doing a lot of anal and a lot of girls only do anal with Dredd, so it's kind of known for that.
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Yeah, and also he does it so often, he's like a pro at giving it, so he knows how to throw it down anally, whereas for me... I've done anal like five times and every time I'm relying on the girl to guide me because like I know what I'm doing now but it's also like I'm not confident enough exploring the back door with my piece to just throw it in and take control.
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Absolutely, yeah. And that was so much fun. I remember I still had my office job at the time.
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Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah, there's been a couple of girls. Like the real anal size queens love doing it. They prefer anal to vaginal.
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On the fly. I couldn't, I could not believe it. I was shooting with Joanna Angel, huge name. And I was like, I was nervous as hell. And she's on top trying to put it in. And then, yeah, literally just like, oh, it's not going in there. And then just guided it in and sat on it with her butt.
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Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
And I had like a work from home day. So I'd like gone to the hotel we shot at, worked till like 5pm on my laptop and then like set up the hotel room to shoot. You were hustling.
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Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
Yeah. I mean, vaginas are great. I love vaginas. You're a vagina guy. That's my preference. If someone wants anal, I'll give it, but I've never pushed for it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I've had a couple of people get close. Really? No one's ever got the whole thing. Two girls that got closest, May Hashira and Harley King.
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Getting real with Girthmaster (Part 1)
I remember May Hashira, she's lovely, insanely hot. And we're sitting there chatting on the couch before the shoot, just like making small talk, getting comfortable with each other. And I said something and she laughed really hard, threw her head back and I saw like she had really wide teeth. And I was just like, hello. I said a chance of getting deep threaded here. And she got so much of it down.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Now, don't cancel me for this, but I went to an all boys private school.
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I know there's going to be people out there that are like, I knew he has that private school vibe.
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Like I wouldn't have, I wasn't, I wasn't a good student. I'll put it that way.
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I mean, it was a great, school's great, great at instilling values and everything. And young man, like I really value the education I got and like the lessons I learned at school.
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Not crazy. Like, I mean, there were a couple of troublemakers in the grade for sure, but like, there wasn't really like a school bully and there wasn't like, like, you know, I had my group of lads I hung out with. We'd, We were little nerds. We called ourselves the Leap Boys. Like we spoke like 1337, the Leap Boys. We were just little geeks and we had a little like, you know, did our thing.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah, but it was a good school. I actually ran into a couple of like recent graduates from the school.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
They were big fans. I was out at a bar in Brisbane and these two like, I'm 31. They were like 20 maybe. And they were like, is it true you went there? Like all the boys talk about it. They reckon you went there. And I was like, what?
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah. Maybe one day I'll give a little address at assembly.
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I should go back and do it. They won't let me on the grounds, I'm sure. And there's teachers there that were there when I was there and the boys asked them about me and stuff.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I thought the known people from my school would be like chemists and scientists and stuff. Turns out it's me.
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I don't know if I would because... I've gotten to where I am without any major dramas. Before I started the industry, I seemed to have already had an understanding of what I needed to understand.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I've always noticed that about you. You have such a drive and it definitely has to come from you being a mother. You're like...
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I was able to pick up and learn what I needed to learn, like how to use a camera, how to conduct myself during collabs and reach out to people, things like that, and set up my own kind of process of shooting, like my operating procedures, if you will. I feel like – Not really much I needed to know beforehand that I didn't learn kind of on the fly.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Because I spoke about this when Rolling Stone interviewed me.
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even like the headline of the article mentioned I'm pretty sure and it was like because when I went viral it was for that street interview I gave in Brisbane and I mentioned it was like how much what do you do and how much do you make and in the video I mentioned you know I've been very lucky that my family loves it but you know I know a lot of women in the industry that aren't as lucky or something like that I mentioned the difference with the way men and women are treated for doing the work and so that was kind of a feature as well of the article that was about me going viral and I got a chance to speak on that with Rolling Stone which I'm pretty grateful for
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the fierce protector of your children and just the motivation it gives you because I remember you telling me you used to be a PT like when we first met your job before that was a PT and that was a grind that was a grind and I just noticed like so many things I've seen you do and decisions you've made and everything like with your kids interests as a first priority and like always protecting them making decisions based around them just like the fierce mama lion
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And yeah, in the article, I called out Andrew Tate as well. What do you attribute this to? And it was like the Andrew Tate type figures online. And then I called him out on Twitter.
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No, I haven't yet. I want to watch it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
The last few weeks have been slammed.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I've got a cousin who's like – he's 17, just turned 18. When he was 17, I was chatting to him and he started mentioning Andrew Tate.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Straight away, I was like, get that fucking idiot out of your rotation. Like do not look at Andrew Tate as any kind of role model. This is – See, my take on Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson and people like that, they start, I believe, with this seed of a positive idea. Andrew Tate, I haven't paid that much attention to him, but it's like he wants to make men men.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
He wants to encourage young men to become good men, like grown men, young boys to become good men. But then it becomes this thing where it's his business. And in the business of social media, engagement is how you make money. So he's just doing whatever rage bait tactics he can to incite people. And you get more views for rage bait than you do for positive content.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
So he's just profiting off inciting young men to become misogynistic and bitter people. And Jordan Peterson as well, he's a similar figure in that similar space. Started out, he's a Harvard psychologist, wrote a book that was really popular. And funnily enough, reading that book is what actually made me start doing porn. Because there's good messages.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
A lot of it's like, you've got to factor in the fact that he's a bit of a nerd writing this book. So a lot of it's like his nerdy opinions. But there's a lot of good messaging in there. And that helped me make the jump to doing porn full time, which I'm pretty sure he's anti-porn, which is kind of funny.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
But then, you know, his career becomes this like man giving young men advice and it becomes the same type of like doing stuff for engagement and like just… Well, you see it all the time as well with like, you know, some people in the industry, they'll just make rage bait content and they know exactly what they're doing.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I just think the effect of those people on young men is not good at all.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
alt-right pipeline on the internet you know youtube twitter whatever it is it's just this like being fed to you and it's like the algorithm suggests it without being prompted and if you linger on that video of like maybe i'll watch ben shapiro debate someone oh yeah the next day you're getting like and that's all your content and it's like and you know kids are impressionable they don't know they have no media literacy they're just going to absorb whatever they're getting and it has millions of impressions so they're like i'm not the only one
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
and they get in their little like online silo and they like other like-minded people that like yeah like oh 10 years ago 20 years ago you couldn't find your like if you had these weird thoughts the people around you in society would help like correct you a bit from being a weirdo yeah now you can go in your little echo chamber talk to people that have the same delusions as you and it's such a problem
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah, it's so hard. Like setting goals for me like in this line of work has been hard because every time I set a goal, I feel like I achieve it way quicker than I expected.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I mean, like, my ultimate goal is just to have, like, intrinsic happiness with my life. Like, where I'm at, what I'm doing, who I know. And I feel like I'm really getting there. Like, I don't know. Work on my impulse control. You know, I like to feed the demon a little too much and, you know, delay gratification a bit. But I don't know. I think... I'd love to get my name further out there.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
What I've been working on a lot lately is expanding my social media presence and general marketability of my brand. And I think going really well, getting some mainstream attention, brand deals, things like that. Because ultimately, I don't know how long I want to keep making content for. Could be two years, could be 10, could be 20 years.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
But I feel like there could be a day where I'm just kind of over it. I don't want to keep making sex tapes with people every week. I'd rather just take my foot off the gas and use this brand that I've built in Girthmaster to then make, you know, do media appearances or…
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
use my branding and my name as a launching point into a future career of some sort, at least just as something to do, like a hobby, an income stream coming in, get myself to a point where I'm happy doing that, getting myself to a position where I can leave the industry happy and feel like I've achieved everything I've wanted to achieve and more, which I'm not too far off really.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah, and if it gets to, we were talking about relationships before, If I feel like the career is getting in the way of a relationship and I really want to be with somebody, then I can be with that person and not worry about having bills to pay and stuff like that.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Everything falls into place for me at my feet. I just got to keep taking opportunities as they come. It's been great.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Exciting stuff coming. Stuff I can't talk about yet but coming soon.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Maybe next episode we'll have a lot more to chat about.
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I mean, if you Google Girthmaster, I'll pop up.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, girthmaster.com. Yeah, you've got the same name. There's an extra R on the end of my name everywhere. I don't think I'm shadowbanned too bad at the moment, so you should be able to find me easily.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
If you think you're talking to me on a dating app, tell me to like a picture on your Instagram and I will or something. I'll verify it's me if you're concerned.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah, I got my dating app verified to prove the pictures are real.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah. Well, thank you so much for having me. Much appreciated.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Speculation, yeah. And just like, yeah, you're in control of the narrative. When you don't tell anybody these things, you have the fear of the unknown. Like how is it going to be perceived? What do people think of me? But now you know. And also anybody that is going to judge you for having kids isn't somebody that you need to worry about the opinion of.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
You know, right now it's not the right time of life and I'm not with somebody that I want to have kids with. So I'm sticking with my vasectomy.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
No. And the peace of mind I get, I leave it in and it's just like, I've been with people that have had pregnancy scares and they tell me about it. And I'm like, months later I'll realize like, damn, that could have been mine.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Never crossed my mind. Thanks to the vasectomy.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Generally, yeah. I asked the doctor before I got the procedure done and he said he's never had a reversal fail. But there's a lot of factors involved, you know, the type of vasectomy you get, how long it's been since you had it. But my body still makes sperm, just a tube that connects the sperm to the... dick is cut. So like worst case, I can do IVF. They can extract my sperm, plant the egg.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Oh my God, you've come so long way. I can see the day where I do have kids. Like I haven't ruled it out. I'm 31, pretty young, you know, dudes have kids a lot older than that.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
and crampy makes everything come out so you did the big kid reveal the other day told the internet you have children yeah that was crazy yeah how do you feel after that it must be such a load off your chest
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I'm not in a rush and I'm glad I'm not going to be in a position where I'm having kids with somebody that I don't see a future with.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
So one day that may change. I think being a dad would be a lot of fun.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
It can be so tricky because I feel like there's two different versions of me. Like there's the me when I shoot with somebody professionally and that's very much like my motto when I shoot is reciprocate, don't initiate. It can be entirely professional.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Like everything from the messages, like the initial messages reaching out to the shoot day, it can be as simple as like chatting like you and I are now just sitting across the couch and like, all right, should we get to work, make a scene and go home? Like there's a very professional element to it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Whereas like when I date someone, You know, we go and have a couple of cocktails, a little edamame on the table, a little flirty hand touch.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
It's surprisingly not sexy, making porn.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah, so then when I date someone, I feel like they – like if I date someone and then I go to do a shoot, In their mind, they may expect me to be that flirty person that they met. Whereas in reality, I'm like locked in on work. It can be tricky to navigate and I understand why people would get jealous and everything like that. But, you know, I don't know.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Like I said before, until I'm like with someone seriously and looking to settle down and everything, I'm just kind of taking it as it comes. You know, if somebody finds my job to be a problem, then I guess we're just not compatible at that time.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah, it used to happen every now and then.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I can always tell when it's like a girl out of my league being flirty off the bat. I'm like, she knows who I am. There's no way. Yeah. But I mean, those like casual dates are really fun. And like, I don't mind if they know who I am. Like if they come across as a fan, then I immediately just like, I get the ick.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Like I don't want, I don't want a fan asking me a hundred industry questions and like, what's Kayla really like?
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
You need to talk about me. Okay. This is our date. Should I invite Kayla? Just call me up. I'll be there in a flash. But yeah, no, it's, I mean, dating is a lot of fun. Like I love going on little dates, being cutesy and getting to know people. But it is also nice having like, you know, a regular person you see and you get intimate and familiar with and learn each other.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
It's a secret to keep but it's not like a damaging secret. It's just like something you've held in and held you back, I'd say.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah, that's a serious thing in the industry.
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Like they start from so young and then they – Yeah, a lot of them don't know the risk factors involved with like injecting.
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Yeah, there's an injection you can get called Trimix, I believe it's called. And yeah, it's an injection you put in your dick, like just into the meat of it, I believe. Some people you can see like they've got the holes around the base of their dick. Yeah, and essentially it makes you rock hard for four hours. And I've heard from girls that it's like...
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
They prefer people that don't use it because it makes them like painfully rock hard.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah, there's like a second injection they get to get their dick taken down. Luckily, I've never had to... I've never seen it, never had to dabble with it or even consider it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
You're doing like promotional pictures and you've got to stay hard for 20 minutes while they're getting pictures from every different position and angle like that. And that's, you know, if that's part of the job and that's what you want to do, then that's understandable, you know. You do what you've got to do to get your paycheck. Oh, totally.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I'm fortunate enough that all the content I've made to date has just been collaboration. So it's me and the person I'm shooting with, generally no camera person even, just us hanging out, getting a vibe for each other. We can get along really well. And then it just kind of flows. Luckily, I didn't know it was uncommon at all, but I can... my dick gets up and then we make a scene and it goes well.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
It could be like a few people around, they're getting paid, so, you know, paychecks are on, it's your responsibility to get hard. People are there to do lighting and camera work and acting and all this investment has gone into it, the pressure gets to you. Just having extra people in the room can make it more difficult.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Full disclosure, I have used Viagra a couple of times.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
maybe three or four times in total yeah how did your body react to that it's the strangest thing it's like you're such a healthy young chap like you don't need Viagra well generally no but like it's when I'm doing something for the first time generally like my first anal scene yeah because like that's
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
It's not relevant to your content at all.
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Yeah, I've got to stay hard for longer with less friction. You know, it's a lot tighter to get in so it's squeezing my dick so it pushes the blood out of it.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
And because I haven't done it before and I knew I'd be nervous, I was like, I don't want to waste this girl's time and try and push rope for half an hour and make her, you know, like, hey, could you suck my dick for the next 10 minutes to get it up again? Yeah. It can be part of the – it's never expected of the woman to do anything like that. If they do, it's polite but –
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
There's also a limit on that. Like I'm not going to sit there for 10 minutes getting a soft dick blowjob like that.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
For sure, yeah. And there's some women as well that don't do it. And you have to be prepared in that situation. Like she may not, you know, be open to fluffing, which is what it's called, like sucking soft dick. Like she may not be open to that and that's totally fine. I need to be prepared as a professional for that situation.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
So maybe go to a different room, watch porn, do whatever I have to do. But yeah, a couple of times I've taken Viagra. Or maybe it's like a really big name shoot. And I know I'm going to be nervous for that. There was one.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I didn't even realize. I was just pacing my apartment for like half an hour without realizing it. And then I was like, wait, I've been walking for half an hour. What am I doing? I had to sit down. And then I took a half of a... It was a tiny amount. I think these Viagra pills are like 20 milligram. The doctor's ones are like, like if you get a prescribed from a doctor in Australia, it'll be 100.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
These are 20s and I took a half of one. So like a tiny little bit, but I could feel like your face goes red because of blood pressure. And then I could feel the blood coursing around my head, nothing in my dick.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
It feels like you could pop your head with a pen. It's like pressure. And also because you're stressed and whatever, it's extra blood flow. And we started shooting the scene and still soft. And I'm starting to panic and I'm holding the camera and Angela's coming up and she's such a professional. Like Angela is like team captain on the field.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah, even behind the scenes, she is just like in command in the most polite way. She's the consummate professional on set. Anyway, I don't think she even knows I took Viagra for that. I don't think I told her. Hi, Angela. But so yeah, and then she starts, you know, feeling up my leg, still soft. Takes my pants off. Takes my jorts off. I wore jorts for the Angela White shoot.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
oh my god what was i thinking and then you were such a baby back then oh i was like yeah she'll love george she's australian oh hell yeah anyway she get my pants off still complete like it is as soft as if i'm like out of a cold shower and then bless her she puts it in her mouth and i started getting hard and i could literally feel the blood flowing out of my head
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
It was like this warm wave of blood flow down from my head to my dick. And I was just like, the relief, the blood flow. I was just like, oh my God, it's working. Thank God. And then we went and won the AVN award for collab of the year off that shoot. So I made the right decision. But yeah, it's things like that where I know I'll be nervous. And like, that's my first shoot with Angela White.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
And then once I've done one, gotten to know her, I know I'll be comfortable.
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So it's just things I'll be nervous about. You know, I did like a... four-girl reverse gangbang and I was like, I'm going to be nervous because these girls are stunning and I'm just a dude.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Four gorgeous women staring at me, like, blinking their eyes. I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to be nervous for that. That would be insane. But it's also a matter of knowing your body, staying relatively healthy and active, have your blood flow going well, know what gets you hard, what doesn't, what to avoid. I've tried to Pavlovian condition myself as well.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
But I will say I've seen like an overwhelming response of like respect for you revealing it.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
He rings the bell when he fed his dogs and then whenever he rang the bell, his dogs would start drooling because they expected to be fed. I'll have a sugar-free Red Bull and chew gum before I shoot.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
And then that – I'm trying to train my brain. I think it works.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Like when my brain gets the Red Bull and gum, it knows like blood has to start flowing.
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
I think it works. Maybe it's just like, you know, conditioning thing but –
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Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
just like a little ritual that like you know even like the placebo effect you know like probably is it works but it helps to have rituals like a lot of guys in the industry have little rituals they do and you know listen to the music that'll get you in the right vibe for the shoot things like that and then as well just getting comfortable with the person you're shooting with getting to know them chatting for a while so it's not just like the most important thing as well and you know i feel like
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Respect you even more for doing everything you've been doing while also being a mother to two kids.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
A hundred percent. Yeah. And that's so fine. Like it's, that's one of those things as well in the industry. Like anytime anybody doesn't want to shoot, it's like totally fine. Like no worries. Like if they give you a reason they don't want to shoot, great. If not, no worries at all. No drama. Like either they don't want to shoot with you.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
They had something come up in their personal life and it's just like a, if they want to tell you the reason, sure. I'm not a CSI detective. I'm not going to investigate why they canceled.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Even though it's a job, it's still your bodily autonomy.
Storytime with Kayla Jade
Couch chats with Girthmaster (Part 2)
Yeah. I don't think I've ever questioned a cancellation, at least not in the last couple of years.