Girthmaster

I remember May Hashira, she's lovely, insanely hot. And we're sitting there chatting on the couch before the shoot, just like making small talk, getting comfortable with each other. And I said something and she laughed really hard, threw her head back and I saw like she had really wide teeth. And I was just like, hello. I said a chance of getting deep threaded here. And she got so much of it down.

I remember May Hashira, she's lovely, insanely hot. And we're sitting there chatting on the couch before the shoot, just like making small talk, getting comfortable with each other. And I said something and she laughed really hard, threw her head back and I saw like she had really wide teeth. And I was just like, hello. I said a chance of getting deep threaded here. And she got so much of it down.

Like I reckon there was maybe an inch left.

Like I reckon there was maybe an inch left.

Like I reckon there was maybe an inch left.

I mean, I guess she must be known for it. She's talented at it.

I mean, I guess she must be known for it. She's talented at it.

I mean, I guess she must be known for it. She's talented at it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You've got to cue the Casey Chambers music here. Like, oh, I'll never be deep throated. Having a big dick is so hard.

You've got to cue the Casey Chambers music here. Like, oh, I'll never be deep throated. Having a big dick is so hard.

You've got to cue the Casey Chambers music here. Like, oh, I'll never be deep throated. Having a big dick is so hard.

The world's smallest violin for me right now. Oh, man.

The world's smallest violin for me right now. Oh, man.

The world's smallest violin for me right now. Oh, man.

It's a very small price to pay for having a giant dick.

It's a very small price to pay for having a giant dick.

It's a very small price to pay for having a giant dick.