Glenn

As you do. As you do. Right. I'm at the soccer as per usual. But it's a big soccer. Okay. Like the biggest soccer. It's the biggest soccer. Like the Super Bowl of soccer. The Oscars of soccer, if you will. Yes. Yes. The Grammys.

So like the Tonys.

So like the Tonys.

So like the Tonys.

Oh my God, just go with the story. And I get a text, okay? And it says something like the following. Hello, Glennon. I'm sorry to escalate our friendship on text in this way, but I'm an emergency. I'm sitting in a room full of people. And I may have told the people that I'm very good friends with you and Abby. And now they're calling me on it and asking me to call you.

Oh my God, just go with the story. And I get a text, okay? And it says something like the following. Hello, Glennon. I'm sorry to escalate our friendship on text in this way, but I'm an emergency. I'm sitting in a room full of people. And I may have told the people that I'm very good friends with you and Abby. And now they're calling me on it and asking me to call you.

Oh my God, just go with the story. And I get a text, okay? And it says something like the following. Hello, Glennon. I'm sorry to escalate our friendship on text in this way, but I'm an emergency. I'm sitting in a room full of people. And I may have told the people that I'm very good friends with you and Abby. And now they're calling me on it and asking me to call you.

So can you please answer your phone and act like we're good friends? I mean. I mean, do you remember Abby sitting there being like, well, now she's our favorite person in the entire world.

So can you please answer your phone and act like we're good friends? I mean. I mean, do you remember Abby sitting there being like, well, now she's our favorite person in the entire world.

So can you please answer your phone and act like we're good friends? I mean. I mean, do you remember Abby sitting there being like, well, now she's our favorite person in the entire world.

Of course. Of course we were sending pictures. Like we can't believe you couldn't come with us. Here's your extra seat. This game sucks without you. Yeah. Yeah. I've loved you ever since that moment. Okay, so Sam, we want to start this interview with one of our favorite questions, which is this. It was a question that Rachel Elizabeth asked, and it was this.

Of course. Of course we were sending pictures. Like we can't believe you couldn't come with us. Here's your extra seat. This game sucks without you. Yeah. Yeah. I've loved you ever since that moment. Okay, so Sam, we want to start this interview with one of our favorite questions, which is this. It was a question that Rachel Elizabeth asked, and it was this.

Of course. Of course we were sending pictures. Like we can't believe you couldn't come with us. Here's your extra seat. This game sucks without you. Yeah. Yeah. I've loved you ever since that moment. Okay, so Sam, we want to start this interview with one of our favorite questions, which is this. It was a question that Rachel Elizabeth asked, and it was this.

Did you have a happy childhood, or are you funny?

Did you have a happy childhood, or are you funny?

Did you have a happy childhood, or are you funny?

What went down that you had to get funny for?

What went down that you had to get funny for?

What went down that you had to get funny for?

It's so interesting because some people have a lot of us have the like, it'll get better. So the optimism we get through because we tell ourself it's going to get better. But your theory has always been. No, I can just make the next five minutes more bearable. Yes.