Glenn

Speaking of dudes in carabiners, I find this part of you very interesting, okay? You approach friendship in a very different place than a lot of people I know. You can be friends. Well, you're friends with a dude who wears a Budweiser belt buckle, unironically. What? Right? Yes. Like... So this is hard for me to do because I don't know. I weed people out.

Speaking of dudes in carabiners, I find this part of you very interesting, okay? You approach friendship in a very different place than a lot of people I know. You can be friends. Well, you're friends with a dude who wears a Budweiser belt buckle, unironically. What? Right? Yes. Like... So this is hard for me to do because I don't know. I weed people out.

Speaking of dudes in carabiners, I find this part of you very interesting, okay? You approach friendship in a very different place than a lot of people I know. You can be friends. Well, you're friends with a dude who wears a Budweiser belt buckle, unironically. What? Right? Yes. Like... So this is hard for me to do because I don't know. I weed people out.

I guess I believe that people's belief systems, as might be manifested in their belt buckles, are parts of their character. Right. So I want to learn from you in this. Tell me how this works for you, because you can be friends with anybody.

I guess I believe that people's belief systems, as might be manifested in their belt buckles, are parts of their character. Right. So I want to learn from you in this. Tell me how this works for you, because you can be friends with anybody.

I guess I believe that people's belief systems, as might be manifested in their belt buckles, are parts of their character. Right. So I want to learn from you in this. Tell me how this works for you, because you can be friends with anybody.

Yeah, it's... Don't you wish, don't you wish I was more like that? No, that is exactly how I feel.

Yeah, it's... Don't you wish, don't you wish I was more like that? No, that is exactly how I feel.

Yeah, it's... Don't you wish, don't you wish I was more like that? No, that is exactly how I feel.

Yes. I think that's what I'm usually, if someone's in my house watching wrestling, Sam, which wouldn't happen, but okay. I am thinking, I'm side-eyeing that person thinking, is this person one of my soulmates or not? Right, right. And then when they roll their eyes at the wrong commercial, it's over. You know?

Yes. I think that's what I'm usually, if someone's in my house watching wrestling, Sam, which wouldn't happen, but okay. I am thinking, I'm side-eyeing that person thinking, is this person one of my soulmates or not? Right, right. And then when they roll their eyes at the wrong commercial, it's over. You know?

Yes. I think that's what I'm usually, if someone's in my house watching wrestling, Sam, which wouldn't happen, but okay. I am thinking, I'm side-eyeing that person thinking, is this person one of my soulmates or not? Right, right. And then when they roll their eyes at the wrong commercial, it's over. You know?

Yes, everyone I'm friends with is on this podcast right now.

Yes, everyone I'm friends with is on this podcast right now.

Yes, everyone I'm friends with is on this podcast right now.

We need different words for friends. Yes. We need different words for friends because I don't want to say Bob's my friend because I don't want that to reflect. Right. The next thing Bob says this and then you're like, wait, why are you friends with that dude? Right. Different words. Right.

We need different words for friends. Yes. We need different words for friends because I don't want to say Bob's my friend because I don't want that to reflect. Right. The next thing Bob says this and then you're like, wait, why are you friends with that dude? Right. Different words. Right.

We need different words for friends. Yes. We need different words for friends because I don't want to say Bob's my friend because I don't want that to reflect. Right. The next thing Bob says this and then you're like, wait, why are you friends with that dude? Right. Different words. Right.

I get that. I get that. Do you sometimes feel responsibility to just always be funny and always be doing the thing with other people?

I get that. I get that. Do you sometimes feel responsibility to just always be funny and always be doing the thing with other people?