Glennon Doyle
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So I got up and like, sulked to the bathroom quickly.
And of course, there was a line.
And I got in there and sure enough, there it was.
I threw my underwear away in the trash can.
And you could see poof on the back of my pants.
My pants were wet.
I'm like, what the fuck?
So I'm like pulling my shirt down.
I go back to the table.
I'm like, girl, I got to go.
I just left.
She paid for my lunch.
I just freaking left.
I have a long purse, put it, covered my ass and just like got out of there.
I've never done that in my life.
I've almost pooped in my pants, but never like this.
Never like this.
So during my drinking days, I was out at night with a bunch of friends and I decided to take a cab to my boyfriend's house.
So I had the cab.
I told the cab driver my boyfriend's address.