Goldie Hawn
Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
I do want to clear up something. This has plagued Billy Bob and I since we did that movie. We had this very explicit love scene. There's an urban legend that we really were fucking.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
I've heard it too, and it's secretly driven me mad all these years.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
That didn't happen. I didn't date Spike Lee or Eddie Murphy. Can I just clear that up?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
You can't just be a good actor and you can't just make that shit look real. You had to really be doing it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
Okay, so what were you basing it on? Just rumor?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
That's it. That's what you wanted to have happen.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
But would you have been happy for me and Billy Bob? Yes. Really? You had a wife. Yes. So, you know, all respect. She would have had to have signed off. I know Angie, and she ain't signing off on that shit. Yeah, you're right.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
I'll do a lot of things, but I'm not going to sleep with your man. Although in her blood era, she was a little more white.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
Yeah, but they were wearing blood. That didn't mean, okay, go have sex with someone.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
As a woman, you would feel so violated. Yeah. There was some wrestler dude. I can't even remember his name right now. Never met the guy. And he's talking about he had sex with me. And people really believed this. Very fucked up. It is. You feel violated when people dare to just... It's an ownership. Yeah. Yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
I've been married enough times. Like, you don't need to add on other things to me that have not happened. Just pick from the ones that are there.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
I didn't do interviews for 10 years for this reason. I was so tired of the same star-crossed beauty articles wanting to always make me seem like I'm playing the victim or talking about my bad marriages. Like, I was not. But that's what everybody wanted to talk to me about. Which is why when I came here and I thought, oh, two hours.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
Because you sit down with people, you talk about so many things, but they extrapolate the story they want to tell about you. And they have the power as the editor-in-chief of their magazine—
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
And what they think is sellable. Is sellable. And I got hip to that. And I just said, no more. This doesn't service me. It services them.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
Me too. So you can hear my inflection. You hear if I'm joking. You hear if it's in jest. You hear if I'm mad. And then ask me anything.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
These podcasts have revolutionized everything and it's given us back our power.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
My friend Mark Platt produced that. I was like, Mark, you should have given me that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
Yes, Ben. We love that. I do too. Oh my God, I grew up with them. I invested in Wicked. So that's how far back I go. Wow.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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One of the smartest things I ever freaking did.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
That's right, because there are many of us. That's right.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
Oh, I immediately knew that. It's so cool. I also had a fundamental knowing that when I won that Oscar, it didn't mean I was the best. It meant I won. Because what is the best performance? Again, it's subjective. So it just meant I won. And I knew when they tried to give me the Razzie, it didn't mean I was the worst. It just meant I won that fucking thing. Yeah. It's very healthy. I know that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
I thought if you can go and accept an accolade, then you must be of the same character and substance to go accept something when they're telling you, okay, it sucked balls. You must be able to be the same person.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
It's so classy. It was so fun to get up there and make jokes. And I wrote my whole speech and I was like ready to rock.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
I put way more energy in my Razzie speech. The Oscar speech, I didn't even write a speech. I didn't think I was going to win. I thought Sissy Spacek was going to win. Because back in those days, whoever won the Golden Globe pretty much always won the Oscar. And she won the Golden Globe. So I pretty much knew after that, okay, this was a fun ride. I got nominated. Sorry, Dee Dee.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
Right. Either way, there would have been a connection.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Best of Monday 2024
I was the first one to bring their Oscar, that's for sure. Somewhere there was a first in that.