Grace Kuhlenschmidt

And he's good. And he didn't call. No. And that's pissing me off. And yeah, I'm personally offended by it. I wanted to bring up the Eric Gagne thing because my fiance was like, that's the funniest costume I've ever seen.

And he's good. And he didn't call. No. And that's pissing me off. And yeah, I'm personally offended by it. I wanted to bring up the Eric Gagne thing because my fiance was like, that's the funniest costume I've ever seen.

the hell yeah it must really mean something he said do you mind saying that again for me for the record i just want to make sure god tell him i love him i will i promise i will special i sent it to his brother because his brother's a big baseball fan too and he also thought it was the funniest thing ever

the hell yeah it must really mean something he said do you mind saying that again for me for the record i just want to make sure god tell him i love him i will i promise i will special i sent it to his brother because his brother's a big baseball fan too and he also thought it was the funniest thing ever

It's also so funny you say that because when I was in fifth grade, so I was 10, when I had to do like a, we had to do a report on someone we admired from history. That's a narrative context.

It's also so funny you say that because when I was in fifth grade, so I was 10, when I had to do like a, we had to do a report on someone we admired from history. That's a narrative context.

um and i picked king george the third and i was the only woman who the only girl who chose to be a boy and you get to dress up yeah and i had to dress up in drag i'm fully in drag yep i had a wig and everything yeah and like i dressed like a royal and i my mom like stayed up with me late that night like helping me make my costume but my teacher called my mom and was like i feel like maybe she should pick somebody else like you know

um and i picked king george the third and i was the only woman who the only girl who chose to be a boy and you get to dress up yeah and i had to dress up in drag i'm fully in drag yep i had a wig and everything yeah and like i dressed like a royal and i my mom like stayed up with me late that night like helping me make my costume but my teacher called my mom and was like i feel like maybe she should pick somebody else like you know

like kind of like concerned about me because he's one of the worst british monarchs in history and like truly was so terrible and i was like that's my fucking guy i remember i dress i was so excited to wear my costume to school mind you when i'm 10 i'm 5'4 so it's even more horrifying and so like i go fully that's one inch shorter than me right now Powdered wig. All that shit. Yeah.

like kind of like concerned about me because he's one of the worst british monarchs in history and like truly was so terrible and i was like that's my fucking guy i remember i dress i was so excited to wear my costume to school mind you when i'm 10 i'm 5'4 so it's even more horrifying and so like i go fully that's one inch shorter than me right now Powdered wig. All that shit. Yeah.

Like I had like my mom, I remember had like a tiki torch from our backyard and she covered the whole thing in foil. So it looked like a scepter because I was five, four, almost taller than the tiki torch. That's weird. And I'm like holding it. And I remember the first day we came to school in the costumes.

Like I had like my mom, I remember had like a tiki torch from our backyard and she covered the whole thing in foil. So it looked like a scepter because I was five, four, almost taller than the tiki torch. That's weird. And I'm like holding it. And I remember the first day we came to school in the costumes.

we all like all fifth graders went in the library and then they were like, oh, if anyone wants to do their monologue now, you get extra credit. And especially if you have an accent and you do the accent. Bitch, I was first. I was like, oh, I know what the fuck I'm doing. Yeah, I sound like Dick Van Dyke. For real. And I literally was like,

we all like all fifth graders went in the library and then they were like, oh, if anyone wants to do their monologue now, you get extra credit. And especially if you have an accent and you do the accent. Bitch, I was first. I was like, oh, I know what the fuck I'm doing. Yeah, I sound like Dick Van Dyke. For real. And I literally was like,

what you've done for your daughter is unbelievable she's she weren't you weren't listening i was telling her about king george the third and she was like me trying to talk to your mom and your her headphones are on i'm like you have raised the most beautiful daughter no there is something so beautiful about fostering that kind of creativity and being like my kid's gonna look so dumb

what you've done for your daughter is unbelievable she's she weren't you weren't listening i was telling her about king george the third and she was like me trying to talk to your mom and your her headphones are on i'm like you have raised the most beautiful daughter no there is something so beautiful about fostering that kind of creativity and being like my kid's gonna look so dumb

They're like, okay, if you wanna do that.

They're like, okay, if you wanna do that.

I know, and my mom was like, I mean, if she wants to do it, let her do it. It's not against the rules, right? So fun. And I was like, I was the only one in drag. I was a drag king that day. And I left on top that day. And there were many Halloweens where my mom was like, are you sure? And I was like, yeah. Like I wanted to be, I could have been Trinity, but I wanted to be Neo from Matrix.

I know, and my mom was like, I mean, if she wants to do it, let her do it. It's not against the rules, right? So fun. And I was like, I was the only one in drag. I was a drag king that day. And I left on top that day. And there were many Halloweens where my mom was like, are you sure? And I was like, yeah. Like I wanted to be, I could have been Trinity, but I wanted to be Neo from Matrix.